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01 Jun 2016, 8:36 pm

THE RAKE is the best creepy pasta.

''He came to me in my sleep. From the foot of my bed I felt a sensation. He took everything. We must return to England. We shall not return here again at the request of the Rake." :skull:



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02 Jun 2016, 2:24 am

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My boss slapped me on the arm yesterday.
Could this be seen as a friendly gesture?
She was smiling at the time.


depends, are your arms beefy and muscular?


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02 Jun 2016, 3:40 am

^ Not particularly.
I'm a little alarmed at where this line of questioning is heading. :|


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02 Jun 2016, 4:16 am

they're going nowhere.

i, uh...just wanted to know.


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02 Jun 2016, 5:38 am

:geek:


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02 Jun 2016, 7:35 am

I might have to buy a set of jumper cables tomorrow and try to jump start my old car with my new one.
9 years of trouble free motoring......until I put a 'for sale' sign on it :x



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02 Jun 2016, 4:48 pm

TV programs from my ancient,dormant past


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03 Jun 2016, 12:53 am

decluttering is fun. sometimes you find things you completely forgot you owned.

i was very much into origami as a kid, it started when my third grade teacher gave me one of those fold-a-day calendars.

i knew i got a lot of books, but i was not expecting the amount that i found in that one drawer. i still have that one calendar, half of the pages missing.

takes me back. hopefully my mom will throw out her stack of magazines and cookbooks she has not touched once since we moved in. :mrgreen: to make space for everything that is used.


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03 Jun 2016, 5:05 am

You're wrong.
I would make a very bad mod.


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03 Jun 2016, 6:30 am

Well, it's the most dangerous day of the week"Laundry Day"


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03 Jun 2016, 8:18 am

I can't stop thinking about him. In every room of my apartment. Guess I'm not available.


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03 Jun 2016, 8:19 am

What a weird, weird world.


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03 Jun 2016, 8:30 am

It must be dangerous animals week on animal planet then ^^


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03 Jun 2016, 10:15 am

I just got to understand the arrow system... So hungry I would eat mcdonalds.


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04 Jun 2016, 4:09 am

does anyone know any tennis player who has strong legs like this girl?






i am not sure if this is a creepy thing to say, but i watch this sport with full erection i swear. i don't know how my brain works. on the other hand, pr0no itself almost does nothing to me.


i guess i only like the " I/ it was not intended to be sexy , but this is how things are"thing..this makes me go crazy!


but yeah i guess it makes sense. i am not very verymuch creepy.. i mean, sexy legs, sexy heartless mini skirts awesome bodies/sweat etc !



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04 Jun 2016, 12:21 pm

a couple of days ago at the mall I bought a banana-flavored frozen yogurt. And it was yellow. So many banana-flavored food products are yellow, which is weird because the part of the banana we eat is not yellow, it's white, or an off-white. Although it wasn't a bright yellow like banana peel. It was more of a deep, custardy color. But it was still yummy. :)