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31 Dec 2014, 4:41 pm

I once put Sedentarian in the washing machine, he was fine with it.


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31 Dec 2014, 5:31 pm

I throw a brick in with my laundry in the washing machine. It always makes the clothes feel extra soft.


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01 Jan 2015, 3:15 am

Blood on the Dance Floor is the best musical group ever.



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01 Jan 2015, 3:37 am

Feyokien wrote:
I'm going to ascend into the sky on the new year and join in glorious convergence with the Brethren moons

It totally great you guys should have seen it. It was the kind of thing that would forever scar the collective memory of the human race



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01 Jan 2015, 5:25 am

2015 has been cancelled. We're jumping straight to March of 2016.


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01 Jan 2015, 6:35 am

Everything is fine.



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01 Jan 2015, 12:16 pm

It's a perfect temperature outside.


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01 Jan 2015, 12:25 pm

Last night I broke into the neighbours' house while they were out partying, and using my incredible social skills I befriended their bonsai trees and persuaded them to quadruple in size.



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01 Jan 2015, 4:48 pm

I am descended from bonsai trees and Kinnerets.


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02 Jan 2015, 10:34 am

This morning I escaped from an uncomfortable situation involving my neighbours, the police and five large ex-bonsai trees by doing SPEED ORIGAMI! They didn't know what hit them. It was a Kawasaki rose, if you were wondering.



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02 Jan 2015, 5:39 pm

I discovered a fault with 2015, so I've taken it back to PC World for a full refund.



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02 Jan 2015, 5:41 pm

I have never heard of Dr. Suess or Whoopi Goldberg.


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02 Jan 2015, 5:49 pm

Kyoto was once known as "the city of the egg fried onto the pan".


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02 Jan 2015, 5:52 pm

If you can read this, you are in Outer Space.


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02 Jan 2015, 6:28 pm

I have been to outer space.


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02 Jan 2015, 6:35 pm

if you can read this, i have just broken into your house and stolen your pancreas.


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