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05 Jan 2015, 2:36 am

I always go to sleep at a reasonable time.



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05 Jan 2015, 9:14 am

Trash goes into the mailbox and mail goes in the trash.


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05 Jan 2015, 10:42 am

you can actually mail trash - the guys in the post office will dump it for you.


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05 Jan 2015, 10:45 am

I'm just going for a spin round the block in my Ferrari Daytona...



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05 Jan 2015, 10:48 am

I'm actually three midgets pretending to be one person



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05 Jan 2015, 11:29 am

Where I live, trash, rubbish and garbage must be separated when they are collected by the garbage truck. If you mix them, you will be fined.



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05 Jan 2015, 8:00 pm

When you die in hell, you are sent to hell2.

Hell2 is really, really, really cold. There are bars there, but they only serve large cubes of frozen beer. Do you know how many licks it takes to get drunk off frozen beer? You wouldn't like it in hell2.



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06 Jan 2015, 4:32 am

I absolutely did not just fart right now...



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06 Jan 2015, 5:40 am

I think farts are funny.


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06 Jan 2015, 11:39 am

I don't think farts are funny.



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06 Jan 2015, 6:05 pm

Yeah, me neither.


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06 Jan 2015, 10:53 pm

I hate the color pink



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07 Jan 2015, 12:54 am

The true color pink is so harsh on the human eyes, our brain has adapted to block it out and replace it with a much more subdued version.

Only Druids, lamedvavniks, Rotinese, court clerks and those who can play Rachmaninoff can see and behold the true color pink.


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07 Jan 2015, 7:29 am

Stephen, John, Edward II, Richard II, Henry VI, Richard III, James II, and Mary I were the best of England's monarchs.


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07 Jan 2015, 9:33 am

I spent my night sleeping and not playing computer games



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07 Jan 2015, 9:36 am

I am a ________ trapped in a ________ body.