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(Austinfrom1995 music plays)-

Remind me not to order a pizza on a Saturday in a semi large metropolitan American city, that took forever but the pizza is pretty sweet actually.

wish I could eat that stuff more often.

Well I just spent $22.74 on it and I only make like $700 a month so yeah its kinda of a one time thing for me too but I am pretty stoned and am enjoying steam and being depressed I figured I should do something for me. Not to mention I am actually really rich...



Seriously though I used to do some pretty shady stuff and even outside of that, I have come out well in a few court cases so money is seriously not a problem for me. I can more or less buy what I really want or at least budget it in. I have a good amount of money but not a good amount of income so I use common sense with my budget. Also no you can't rob me, don't even try. My mountain of money is hundreds of miles away.

LOL I remember when I was stupid homeless gangster as hell, I went into a store and pulled out $12,000 and dropped like $1,800 there. That was so stupid in retrospect but I guess we are all young and dumb at some point. Just pull out a brief case of cash in the middle of check out lol

just misread text on the site:

"View poets since you last visited" it said in the magical inner realm of the Alexanderplatz neuro chasm. Come on!, I want to view some poets!

Oh and I wasn't homeless cause I was poor, I was homeless because I made horrible choices which is further proof that I am a horrible person. I am surprised I didn't burn the city down, I think I tried, I have mellowed out and am more sane and I still hurt others around me.

Thank you!

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Austin Lounge Lizards maybe? lol I don't know it has Austin in the title and seriously watch this cause it very funny, you don't have to be religious to appreciate the humor here.

I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew,
I just can't abide a sinner like you.
God can't either, that's why I know it's true,
That Jesus loves me but he can't stand you.

I'm going straight to heaven, boys, when I die,
'cause I've crossed every T and I've dotted every I
Why, my preacher tells me I'm god's kind of guy,
That's why Jesus loves me, but you're gonna fry.

God loves all his children, by gum,
That doesn't mean he won't incinerate some,
Can't you feel those hot flames licking you?

I'm raising my kids in a righteous way,
So don't be sending your kids to my house to play,
Yours will grow up stoned, left leaning and gay,
I know - Jesus told me on the phone today.

Jesus loves me, this I know
And he told me where you're gonna go,
There's room for your kind down below
Whoa, whoa, whoa

Jesus loves me, he loves me real good. I know he does. He called me up on the phone today and told me how much he loves me. He said, "Son, I love you." He speaks English pretty well, considering it's a second language for him. You can talk to him, too, you know. I've got a 900- number in Tulsa you can call him at, I do it all the time. He'll be glad to hear from you. I talk to him everyday.

Jesus love me, but he can't stand you.

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all youtube videos on wrong planet just show as black rectangles on my PC. actual youtube is fine. anyone know why?

Same on Windows 10 for me, Ubuntu and Arch Linux are fine. Youtube has been having problems off and on for me lately, I believe their server has issues at the moment.

Lol!