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Booyakasha
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20 Apr 2015, 12:11 pm

your booger vault has Hello Kitty sticker on it. :P



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20 Apr 2015, 12:21 pm

your booger vault has secret passageways to other booger vaults.



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20 Apr 2015, 12:22 pm

You make ice-cream by milking the bull.



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20 Apr 2015, 12:23 pm

your booger vault is breeding maggots in it. :P



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20 Apr 2015, 12:28 pm

you eat cajones del toro ice cream :razz:



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20 Apr 2015, 12:30 pm

There seems to be a toxic leakage coming from your oral orifice.



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20 Apr 2015, 12:33 pm

you have two oral orifices :razz:



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20 Apr 2015, 12:40 pm

The tungsten in your nosdrils is recycled!



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20 Apr 2015, 12:44 pm

the tonnage of the tungsten in your tongue rivals the terrible Tunguska event of 1908.



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20 Apr 2015, 12:54 pm

The lava flow of your honorary orifice is deeply troubling.



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20 Apr 2015, 12:58 pm

your honorfice needs a rotor rooter so the lava can once again flow.



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20 Apr 2015, 1:06 pm

nothing can get your honorfice going again :P



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20 Apr 2015, 1:10 pm

your honorfice is working against your ecifronoh to an alarming degree.



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20 Apr 2015, 1:11 pm

You sheath your crysknife without drawing blood!



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20 Apr 2015, 1:14 pm

you use whale blubber instead of cream for your unsurpassed beauty :P



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20 Apr 2015, 1:26 pm

you maintain your unsurpassed beauty with sea salt and beach sand :razz: