What are some of your favorite sayings?

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There's nothing worse than the human race... except the French.
~Mark Twain

Two wrongs don't make a right, but do three lefts?

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck you must be nuts because ducks don't talk.

If you aren't part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.

Little Jonny was a chemist's son but Jonny is no more, what Jonny thought was H20 was H2SO4.

Bad Boys Ravage Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly. (Black Brown Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Violet Grey White are colours used to designate resistance)

I don't know what you have but the word for it must be really long.

If you had ten thousand Shakespeares could they write like a monkey?
~Stephen Wright

"I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
- Gilda Radner

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
- Stephen Hawking

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."
- P. J. O'Rourke

If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again.

Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
~Forrest Gump

"The only person you should ever compete with is yourself. You can't hope for a fairer match."
- Todd Ruthman

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."
- Abraham Lincoln

"If at first you don't succeed, try 2 times more than give up and hope in the back of your head, that the solution to the problem will come to you when you least suspect it."

~ Alternative.

(A Quote of My Own)

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
- Fats Domino

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are

always so certain of themselves,

but wiser people so full of doubts.

~Bertrand Russell

"Faithfulness! The passion for property is in it. There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up." ~ Oscar Wilde through his character "Lord Henry Wotton" in The Picture of Dorian Gray

"Anyone with an ailment or who wears glasses or anyone slightly different suddenly wears a bull's eye. I think that dodgeball derailed an entire generation of Americans. It's the true red menace." -Art Jones