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19 Sep 2016, 12:16 pm

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19 Sep 2016, 2:12 pm

I feel cranky.


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19 Sep 2016, 2:46 pm

Can someone who hasn't been arrested five million times give me advice?

I went to the store and I checked out and I said I had water on the bottom of the cart. The chick checking me out didn't seem to pay attention so I said again and third time and they finally gave a half hearted ok. I checked the receipt and she had not rung up the water and I am on the other side of town.

I have been arrested enough times to a see an arrest warrant in the making, what do I do? I am so tired of going to jail for BS and honestly if the cops where to knock on my door I would give them over $1000 to leave me the hell alone and the water was only $3.99. I am having a panic attack cause being my luck they are probably 30 minutes away from busting my door down for theft.

I didn't mean to steal anything, I would have paid 10 times the price if they had just rung the damn thing up.

Great day, now I can be depressed in jail.

What can I do to not go to jail?



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19 Sep 2016, 3:19 pm

one time i went through the self check-out lane and forgot i had milk on the bottom rack of the cart (and didn't scan it) until i was half-way home. decided it wasn't worth going back for. nothing happened. you tried to pay. if you were going to be arrested, it would have happened in the parking lot. you are going to be fine. try to relax.



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19 Sep 2016, 3:26 pm

Self check out lane? :?:


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19 Sep 2016, 3:28 pm

Well I am trying to relax its hard when you get arrested enough for no reason,

I have been arrested for being beat up, for getting on a bus, for walking out of a therapy sessions and for varies other non criminal reasons.

Come to think of it the only time I wasn't arrested was when I was actually committing a crime, maybe I should stock pile some drugs and invite the officers in for a good time if they knock on my door.

Seemed to work last time lol :mrgreen:

Life is kinda messed up when your passing a bong to a cop in uniform.



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19 Sep 2016, 3:31 pm

What is wrong with the people in your place? :skull:


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19 Sep 2016, 3:41 pm

Edna3362 wrote:
What is wrong with the people in your place? :skull:


LOL

I know right?

I guess its because I am not that far from Memphis and people in Memphis are... well... the people of Memphis.

I was threatened by the DA at one point, they said I was problem when I filed a complaint against an ex cop and told that problems like me have a habit of disappearing... So I let that go...



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19 Sep 2016, 4:56 pm

Edna3362 wrote:
Self check out lane? :?:

larger grocery stores have lanes where you can scan your own purchases and pay (and bag) without the assistance of a sales clerk.



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19 Sep 2016, 6:31 pm

xxZeromancerlovexx wrote:
I feel cranky.


"Do you need some WD40 to loosen joints?"


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19 Sep 2016, 6:56 pm

Alright, I am ready for the police now,

Don't worry guys, I won't let it be a problem, its just for tonight and only so long as I am freaking out about the police. I know my limits.

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19 Sep 2016, 7:28 pm

I feel kinda bad for the guy who tried to talk to me in the grocery store. I am way too awkward for that kinda thing.


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19 Sep 2016, 7:32 pm

Hello Miss metaldanielle


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19 Sep 2016, 7:39 pm

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I am chain smoking and having a panic attack,

Maybe I should go get institutionalized...



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19 Sep 2016, 7:57 pm

Hello Mr kazanscube


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19 Sep 2016, 7:59 pm

danielle, you need not call me Mr. as I was merely showing proper respect.


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