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20 Apr 2015, 1:40 pm

you keep your beard luxurious by soaking it in slug slime every day :P



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20 Apr 2015, 1:45 pm

you keep your slug slime luxurious by soaking it in beard broth :razz:



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20 Apr 2015, 1:48 pm

:lmao:

you drink moustache broth every day to keep your stamina strong :P



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20 Apr 2015, 1:49 pm

you keep your stamina strong by eating stamina stew :chef:



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20 Apr 2015, 1:52 pm

you keep your moustache stylish by applying shoe paint on it :P



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20 Apr 2015, 2:00 pm

You rip off every single person's mustache so you can use them for cooking!


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20 Apr 2015, 2:06 pm

you had mustache soup for breakfast, made out of your own mustache!



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20 Apr 2015, 2:12 pm

Your lack of facial hair is a disgrace to humanity!



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20 Apr 2015, 2:15 pm

my soul patch dwarfs your beard.



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20 Apr 2015, 2:22 pm

Your lack of a soul tickles my beard!



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20 Apr 2015, 2:25 pm

your beard has its own soul. unfortunately, it sold it to Beelzebub and now is living on borrowed time in exchange for some temporary extra bushiness.



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20 Apr 2015, 2:48 pm

auntblabby wrote:
your beard has its own soul. unfortunately, it sold it to Beelzebub and now is living on borrowed time in exchange for some temporary extra bushiness.

eerily true.

You cook bacon made of spiderflesh!



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20 Apr 2015, 3:00 pm

you cook spiderflesh that in your mind tastes like bacon :chef:



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20 Apr 2015, 3:13 pm

auntblabby wrote:
you cook spiderflesh that in your mind tastes like bacon :chef:

Thats not an insult, thats a testament to my cooking skills!

Your flatulence functions as an alien invasion prevention program.



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20 Apr 2015, 4:00 pm

your flatulence functions as an alien invitation program :alien:



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21 Apr 2015, 12:43 am

your gasses and body sweat have been preserved by NASA as a potential biochemical weapon :P