Two truths and a lie

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1. She lived somewhere else. I was going to make a crass joke. lol.

Nope. She lived on 81st St and 30th Avenue (I believe) in Jackson Heights.

2

I went to Sage.

Her son did get the scholarship. He is now a “consultant” in a Greater London hospital. He adores IKEA.

Wow, that's brilliant. Good for him.

1. I have had all four wisdom teeth removed.
2. I have had my appendix removed.
3. I have had at least ten major surgeries.

#2?

I never had any wisdom teeth.

Nope, the answer is 3.

Maybe your extra wisdom went to your brain instead of your teeth

Thanks, Sweet Isabella.

How many major surgeries have you had?

I had quite a few at one point, but I wouldn't say as many as ten. Maybe eight.

You?

None.

1. I had arthroscopic surgery on both knees.

2. I had my first “real date” when I was 16.

3. She was not my first lover one year later.

You're so funny with the dating stories.

2.

Oh wait. I meant 3.

Final answer: 3.

I did have my first “real date” at 16. We went to a movie. We held hands.

I never went out on a date with the girl I made out with to Elton John.

She did become my first lover one year later. Correct!

1. My first boyfriend bought me a Smurf
2. I have a very limited dating history
3. I still talk to my first boyfriend, regularly

If you were my age, the answer would easily be #1, since you would have been an adult when the Smurfs came out.

I’m thinking #2. Your dating history might have been limited in adolescence, but not adulthood.

You seem like the type to maintain long friendships.

Well,
According to a quick Google search, the Smurfs were created in 1981 when you were 20.
I'm younger than you.
So I would have been a teenager in 1981, at the oldest.
1 is true.

2. is true. I have only had a couple of boyfriends. I missed my entire 30's, remember?

3. is my lie. He lived in LA and I haven't seen him in years. We were young and only dated a month or two (I don't even count him).

I'll borrow a few things.

1. I have 2 impacted wisdom teeth that need to be removed.
2. I was in the hospital with a drainage tube for 5 days after having my appendix removed.
3. While back in junior high (somewhere in '96 or '97) the teacher seeing me one-on-one as part of some "special ed" classes suspected me of being somewhere on the spectrum (unbeknownst to me), I have never actually been tested.