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14 Feb 2015, 5:49 pm

I think berries from china are tastier then homegrown berries.



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14 Feb 2015, 5:52 pm

eric76 wrote:
(Do we get extra points for multiple lies in the same lie?)



absolutely not.

sometimes when i'm cruising, i like to stop on the side of the country highway, and smell the roadkill.


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14 Feb 2015, 11:02 pm

dookie smells like the freshest most fragrant roses of spring :)



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14 Feb 2015, 11:16 pm

Definition of road kill.

Road kill is a finely flattened pate in preparation, varying at different degrees of maturity, road kill can be sun blushed or ice blasted, either way road kill is considered a delicacy which can either be made into a wild omelette or a refreshingly cool mojito.



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14 Feb 2015, 11:18 pm

prisoners in Washington state are not served road kill.



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15 Feb 2015, 9:31 pm

i am not a dead weight to my parents and i should not be kicked out ASAP to spare them less troubles.


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16 Feb 2015, 4:39 am

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16 Feb 2015, 8:02 pm

I have lactose intolerance and I'll be happy for it. :lol:


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16 Feb 2015, 8:03 pm

beano makes my beans smell like the first breath of spring.



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