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25 Feb 2015, 5:05 pm

I have a real elephant trunk.

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25 Feb 2015, 5:18 pm

I am not 28 years old.

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I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.

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25 Feb 2015, 5:32 pm

I am. And I am not a parent.

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הייתי צוללת עכשיו למים
הכי, הכי עמוקים
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וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.

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25 Feb 2015, 9:05 pm

I like wearing tops with plunging necklines.

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25 Feb 2015, 11:41 pm

Vaccines did this to me!

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26 Feb 2015, 4:49 pm

The windows logo looks like ÿ.

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27 Feb 2015, 6:36 am

A skyscraper is a person who goes up to the sky and scrapes it so that the sky is always clean.

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27 Feb 2015, 8:16 am

I jumped off from a 5-story building, then survived.

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01 Mar 2015, 5:16 pm

Negative 11 degrees is a pleasant temperature.

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01 Mar 2015, 5:59 pm

It is snowing right now in Portland.

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01 Mar 2015, 6:19 pm

I built a motorbike entirely out of balsa wood and won the isle of man tt on it (prize winning lie at Wasdale competition, not one of mine)

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02 Mar 2015, 3:53 pm

I speak Manx.

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02 Mar 2015, 4:10 pm

I have cheese in my pants.

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02 Mar 2015, 5:05 pm

I put cheese in goofygoobers pants.

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02 Mar 2015, 11:44 pm

Everyone in Australia rides a Kangaroo to school/work. ^^

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03 Mar 2015, 12:12 am

Life is what you make it

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