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16 Apr 2011, 1:06 pm

I been doing some interesting research into the phenomena of Wardrobe malfunction out of boredom.

There's the whale tail, the VPL (visible panty line), the Muffin top, the Cameltoe & the Moose knuckle.

The phenomena of sagging (baggy kecks showing next weeks washing) is believed to have started due the practice of prisons confiscating belts. [Note: three years back my NLP trainer pointed out that claim while I did my Master Practitioner training, I wanted to double check it before pointing it out]

Are Your Jeans Sagging? Go Directly to Jail.

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16 Apr 2011, 1:13 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

No slips. The boxers used when someone wishes to look like a moron with their pants around their knees are not really underwear. They're more bedclothes than anything.

At least, that's what they're used for around here when they aren't being displayed by aforementioned morons.

Quite so. IMO they are the most impractical underwear imaginable. Must be like wearing a pair of women's bloomers.

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16 Apr 2011, 1:16 pm

cdfox7 wrote:

LOL I was once told I had VPL and as for cameltoe I have seen that word about and not yet looked up what it means. Also I don't know about whale tail.

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16 Apr 2011, 1:28 pm

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They just need to get a belt

Someone beat you to that idea look:
http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-12 ... ory-garter

That person needs shooting. I was talking about builders needing a belt though.

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16 Apr 2011, 1:31 pm

No way! I like my husband's plumber crack.

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16 Apr 2011, 1:33 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

No way! I like my husband's plumber crack.

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16 Apr 2011, 2:06 pm

lol

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16 Apr 2011, 2:09 pm

When they get down to a quarter, then I may bother to become concerned.

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16 Apr 2011, 2:56 pm

They already have.

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16 Apr 2011, 3:14 pm

How do you tell the difference between undie boxers and pajama boxers?

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16 Apr 2011, 3:16 pm

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How do you tell the difference between undie boxers and pajama boxers?

Is this a joke?

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16 Apr 2011, 3:20 pm

benjimanbreeg wrote:

wefunction wrote:

How do you tell the difference between undie boxers and pajama boxers?

Is this a joke?

Apparently you think about boxers more than I do.

No, I honestly don't know. My men wear boxer briefs and pants that cover their ass. I have no idea.

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16 Apr 2011, 3:22 pm

wefunction wrote:

benjimanbreeg wrote:

wefunction wrote:

How do you tell the difference between undie boxers and pajama boxers?

Is this a joke?

Apparently you think about boxers more than I do.

No, I honestly don't know. My men wear boxer briefs and pants that cover their ass. I have no idea.

As a general rule, if there's merely a slit with a button for him to take a piss, it's underwear.

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16 Apr 2011, 3:25 pm

wefunction wrote:

benjimanbreeg wrote:

wefunction wrote:

How do you tell the difference between undie boxers and pajama boxers?

Is this a joke?

Apparently you think about boxers more than I do.

No, I honestly don't know. My men wear boxer briefs and pants that cover their ass. I have no idea.

How'd you work that out? :lol:

I meant like a "how do you tell the difference.." joke.

Your men? lol.

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16 Apr 2011, 3:27 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

wefunction wrote:

benjimanbreeg wrote:

wefunction wrote:

How do you tell the difference between undie boxers and pajama boxers?

Is this a joke?

Apparently you think about boxers more than I do.

No, I honestly don't know. My men wear boxer briefs and pants that cover their ass. I have no idea.

As a general rule, if there's merely a slit with a button for him to take a piss, it's underwear.

Not really, there's a slit in jeans, with a zip or buttons.

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16 Apr 2011, 3:28 pm

benjimanbreeg wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

wefunction wrote:

benjimanbreeg wrote:

wefunction wrote:

How do you tell the difference between undie boxers and pajama boxers?

Is this a joke?

Apparently you think about boxers more than I do.

No, I honestly don't know. My men wear boxer briefs and pants that cover their ass. I have no idea.

As a general rule, if there's merely a slit with a button for him to take a piss, it's underwear.

Not really, there's a slit in jeans, with a zip or buttons.

Yes really. The PJs don't have slits. At least, not that I've seen.

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