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en_una_isla
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28 Nov 2006, 5:10 pm

A big sloppy kiss.



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28 Nov 2006, 5:51 pm

The gift of illiteracy.


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28 Nov 2006, 6:03 pm

A boiled sheep's head. Yum!



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28 Nov 2006, 6:05 pm

The ability to stay awake for the rest of your life. You'll still get tired, but you'll never fall asleep again.


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28 Nov 2006, 6:57 pm

a copy of Mein Kampf


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28 Nov 2006, 6:58 pm

The author of Mein Kampf


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28 Nov 2006, 7:01 pm

an exlax-laced expresso and a roll of TP with only two sheets on it.


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28 Nov 2006, 7:02 pm

A bunch of zombies and a gun with no bullets.


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28 Nov 2006, 7:03 pm

The other 998 sheets of TP soaked in gasoline. And a lit match.


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28 Nov 2006, 7:06 pm

hahahaha! that made me laugh out loud. :P



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28 Nov 2006, 7:09 pm

Me



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28 Nov 2006, 7:10 pm

I don't need to sent Werbert a bad Christmas present.

He'll have to go Christmas shopping for the awful gifts he's promised already.

That's punishment enough.


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28 Nov 2006, 7:16 pm

Green and Gold zinc cream for your nose (to stop getting sunburnt at the cricket).


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28 Nov 2006, 7:16 pm

Your getting a trip to Mars. Oh EMP will be your travel mate on that 5 year adventure.

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28 Nov 2006, 7:19 pm

an all expense payed trip to the center of the earth. here's your way one-way ticket.


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28 Nov 2006, 7:24 pm

For TM1, this darling coat for your dogs to share
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