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12 Aug 2008, 12:24 am

''WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT? WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT? WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?''
''I like that song- reminds me of elephants.''

''No beer and no TV make Homer go...something something''
''Go crazy?''
''Don't mind if I do! Yaaaaah! Hoo-ha hoo-ha.............habadaba!''



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12 Aug 2008, 12:33 am

I wish I could remember TV quotes. My memory for that sort of thing is terrible.


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12 Aug 2008, 4:19 pm

Homer: Twenty dollars? But I wanted a peanut!

Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy MANY peanuts!

Homer: Explain how.

Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: WOO-HOO!


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13 Aug 2008, 6:20 am

Homer:

"But why would i want to go to Utah,
I love drinking, gambling and monogamy"



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13 Aug 2008, 11:18 am

Nelson - Ha Ha

Homer - Doh!


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13 Aug 2008, 12:38 pm

We make a good team. A groin-grabbingly good team!


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13 Aug 2008, 2:11 pm

"Martin was like Jesus... only real!" - Bart.


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14 Aug 2008, 1:30 pm

"You ill manered sack of crap!!"

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14 Aug 2008, 1:32 pm

Repo man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, it's some sort of business, right?

Homer's brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open late at night?

Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.


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14 Aug 2008, 6:15 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
Repo man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, it's some sort of business, right?

Homer's brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open late at night?

Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.


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14 Aug 2008, 6:44 pm

dunno so good anymore wat they correctley said but it was something like this:
Bart:Check it out lisa (bart put a chicken from the refrigerator over his body)
Lisa:Bart wat are you doing thats tonight dinner
Bart:your tonight's dinner
:wink: :wink: :wink:



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15 Aug 2008, 5:55 am

Homer "To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems"



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15 Aug 2008, 6:40 am

I know this is not a simpsons quote, but I love it anyway:

(futurama- the ship has just been dragged to the bottom of the sea)

Professor: Dear lord! We're on the sea floor! That's around 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Leela: How much can the ship take?
Professor: Well, it's a spaceship, so anywhere between zero and one... :D


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15 Aug 2008, 6:45 am

I know the quote Homer says that fits so many situations "its my first day" It is funny seeing how mr Burns reacted to this. Oh and if we are doing Futurama aswell then half the stuff Zoidberg says like "it looks like it, it smells like it but this one had a live racoon in it.


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15 Aug 2008, 9:20 am

i think you misspost this toppic there's a topic for television and stuff but it does'nt matter much



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15 Aug 2008, 10:25 am

Homer: *hits a model deer with his car* D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!


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