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auntblabby
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26 Jan 2015, 2:49 pm

the hairs IN your nose are growing. :jester:

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26 Jan 2015, 2:50 pm

the hairs in your ears are blooming :jester:

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26 Jan 2015, 2:58 pm

your fuzz is peachy :bounce:

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26 Jan 2015, 5:11 pm

your toes look like a clown's septic tank.

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26 Jan 2015, 5:15 pm

your fingernails and toenails are full of keratin.

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26 Jan 2015, 6:34 pm

your eyes are quite humourous.

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26 Jan 2015, 6:47 pm

your humerus has eyes.

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26 Jan 2015, 7:20 pm

Your eyes are fractured.

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26 Jan 2015, 7:21 pm

your irises have a hole in them.

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26 Jan 2015, 7:31 pm

if i screw on a faucet to your cranium and turn it, will coconut juice come pouring out of your nose?

is it safe to drink?!

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26 Jan 2015, 7:34 pm

noodle water shall issue forth, and it may well contain hazardous prions that will addle you just as surely as they have addled me. if I attached an ergonometer to your uvula and had you recite hamlet's soliloquy, how many volts would be generated at what amperage?

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26 Jan 2015, 7:44 pm

You may as well have put all the power companies out of business. You rascal.

If I hire a pint-sized lawn-mower man to come and trim your wild, untamed nose hairs, how many times will he have to take a potty break until he's done?

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26 Jan 2015, 7:48 pm

about the same amount of time as the number of hours it would take for a woodchuck to chuck a miniature cord of miniature wood. your cerebral/spinal fluid has a low cetane rating.

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27 Jan 2015, 9:46 am

prolific stinker!