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19 Dec 2007, 1:21 pm

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I will make you stop a train with your nose (Man the Cross Channel Jump Sketch on Monty Python's Flying Circus is full of threats)


I WILL POUR AN ENTIRE DUMP TRUCK OF LASER PRINTER TONER ON YOU!! !


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19 Dec 2007, 4:56 pm

I will make you eat a lead apron.


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19 Dec 2007, 5:02 pm

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I will make you eat a lead apron.

Well my innards are internally protected now...

ILL MAKE YOU EAT AN X-RAY MACHINE!! !


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20 Dec 2007, 1:39 am

I'll castrate you :D



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20 Dec 2007, 1:46 am

I will force you to eat what you just castrated.



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20 Dec 2007, 5:11 am

I will nail you to your perch. (Cue the parrot sketch)


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23 Dec 2007, 4:23 pm

I will shove a cork up your bum!! !


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23 Dec 2007, 8:11 pm

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I will shove a cork up your bum!! !


i thought i totally mummy wrapped you in 500 lead aprons... fine ill add 500 more on top of you!! !


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23 Dec 2007, 8:15 pm

I'm going to strap your tongue to the base of your chin and shove a salami down your throat.



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23 Dec 2007, 8:16 pm

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I'm going to strap your tongue to the base of your chin and shove a salami down your throat.


im going to strap you up really tight and then strap you to this here rocket...


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23 Dec 2007, 8:51 pm

I'll program the rocket to make it turn around and fall down towards you.



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23 Dec 2007, 8:53 pm

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I'll program the rocket to make it turn around and fall down towards you.


ill wrap both of us up in 500 soft silky lead aprons to protect aginast rocket impact although we are now both completely immobilized in the soft silky warmth


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24 Dec 2007, 4:53 am

I will make you carry and extremely heavy coffin while wrapped in the silk.


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24 Dec 2007, 7:47 am

TheAPERSON wrote:
I will make you carry and extremely heavy coffin while wrapped in the silk.

wrong way idiot... ill first get in the coffin, wrapped up in silk, and then lock the lid, and force you to carry me everywhere while i monitor through a camera screen


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24 Dec 2007, 5:10 pm

I'll gather some friends with swords and we'll all thrust them into to the coffin at once. Iron maiden time :twisted: .



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24 Dec 2007, 8:47 pm

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I'll gather some friends with swords and we'll all thrust them into to the coffin at once. Iron maiden time :twisted: .


i will make you eat a powerchair (thats 400 pounds)


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