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"The blood is life and it shall be mine!" Dracula

Yea, see..., I mention Holy Grail...

"Look, it's the old man from scene 23 ! !!"

~The Holy Grail

"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!"

- Mike, Monsters Inc.

"Maestro, your music is difficult to play"
"Idiot!! My music isn't for you, it's for the ages!!"

~Immortal Beloved (Story about Beethoven)

Thug: "Now this game is simple! Who is-"
Spawn: "About to take your head off!! !!"
*Violence!! !*

-Spawn

"The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1."

"That's no moon."

~Star Wars

"..it's a space station!"

Now it's time for Assorted Matrix Quotes and Conversations

Neo: What are you telling me, that I can dodge bullets?
Morpheus: No. I am saying, in time, you won't have to.

Cypher: "You're probably thinking 'Why, oh WHY didn't I take the BLUE pill?'"

Mouse: "You've seen the woman in the red dress, right? I designed her. She doesn't talk much, but if you like, I can arrange a more... personal meeting."
Switch: *sarcasm* "Digital pimp, hard at work."
Mouse: "Pay no attention to these hypocrites, Neo. To deny our impulses is to deny our humanity."

Cypher: "Buckle up, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye."

Tank: "If you close your eyes, it tastes just like runny eggs."
Dozer: "Or a bowl of snot."
Mousy: "You know what it tastes like? Tasty Wheat. Have you ever tasted Tasty Wheat before?"
Switch: "No, but technically neither did you."
Mouse: "EXACTLY. It kinda makes you wonder, how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tastes like? Maybe it tastes like oatmeal, or brussells sprouts, or something. It kinda makes you wonder about a lot of things, like maybe they didn't know what chicken tastes like, which is why chicken tastes like everything..."
Switch: "Mouse, SHUT UP."

Smith: "Mr. Anderson!"

Morpheus: "Don't think you are. KNOW you are."

(Ok, I'm done.)

Resistance is Futile!

"Except you lady! I hope you ... just drop dead ! !!"

~It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Some of the best one-liners in the world, Casablanca

"We'll always have Paris."
-Bogey

"Here's looking at you kid."
-Bogey

"Play it again Sam"
-nobody ever said It

"If you don't get on that plane you will regret it,maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life you'll regret it."
-and once again good old bogey

why so SERIOUS?

The Joker Heath Ledger RIP

"You drive stick?"

~Batman

"Michelle, have you been terribly unhappy with me all these years?"

"No, no, I've just been lonely with no-one to talk to"

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"Heather, Heather Mooney, is that you? Omg you haven't changed a bit!"

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- Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion

Tyler Durden: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true?

Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items...

Narrator: Really?

Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.