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CockneyRebel
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02 Jan 2017, 7:35 pm

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BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP SAID SOMETHING ON TWITTER.

And people wonder why I never watch TV.


That's hardly news worthy.


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02 Jan 2017, 7:39 pm

Breaking News CockneyRebel has flooded all of British Columbia with Shultz look-a-likes


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02 Jan 2017, 7:42 pm

The only thing 'news-worthy' around here is that I'm close to finishing my second book [but then I have to type it all out and add/fix things]. 8)


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02 Jan 2017, 7:53 pm

Well I put my Christmas tree away for another year.



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02 Jan 2017, 8:05 pm

The MSM has lost my respect. It's all. "LOOK! RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION! THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO EXPLAIN TRUMP'S WIN!"

There is. The Democrats and YOU pulling out all the stops to field HILLARY CLINTON instead of the man the people wanted.


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02 Jan 2017, 9:27 pm

<pushes a button causing everyone's doorbells to ring>


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02 Jan 2017, 9:29 pm

flap.



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02 Jan 2017, 9:35 pm

^
Is that how you answer the door? :lol:


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02 Jan 2017, 9:40 pm

^^^^no, I answer with either "yamanama" or "oomanooma."



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02 Jan 2017, 9:43 pm

^
Oh, of course. I know Oompa-Loompa language. 8)


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02 Jan 2017, 9:44 pm

i answer the door with a swift series of backflips, a shiteating grin, a snail impression, my personal rendition of bohemian rhapsody, a passive aggressive nod and finally a late 19th century prussian military goosestep.


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02 Jan 2017, 9:46 pm

Oop! Oolooloola! Lmp, lmp, lmp!



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02 Jan 2017, 9:48 pm

I don't answer my door because it won't speak to me.

The door started it.


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02 Jan 2017, 9:53 pm

as is expected of free-range, kosher doors.


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02 Jan 2017, 10:12 pm

My door has a peephole.
Which is weird because the door has a glass window at the top.
And a knocker.
Which no one can use, because it's covered by a screen.
My door is a study in useless accessories.
No wonder it won't speak.


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02 Jan 2017, 10:55 pm

trillions of pentagon-directed black-budget dollars disappear from view every year in amuuurica, almost nobody is the wiser.