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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,017Location: UK
I like mice actually. But you're a big dirty rat!
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 82,664Location: United Kingdom
Thought that was what your costume was!
You're a cheeky monkey with bananas in your ears.
I think you've been cooking banana skins and inhaling the fumes.
You've been sniffing the gas stove.
You're probably not allowed to have a gas stove, to prevent you blowing up your house.
You nearly blew up your house when you tride to put your electric metre on a wire.
Have you come straight out of an old episode of Brookside? You seem to know all about these dodgy underclass activities!
Brookside!! Are you a scouser as well as being a wally?
I can't tell you that. It's against my religion.
So you're a religious Scouser who's a bit shy and looks like a rat?
One out of four. Not bad for you!
Can you guess how many fingers I'm holding up?
Yes. It's probably your favourite gesture!
Yes and they were all for you. See how kind I am?
No.