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Good point; I think that I shall sacrifice a Vermeer.....yours will do nicely, Major!

I reckon a little mouse like you would look pretty funny in a pair of platform stilettoes anyway.

So it's a good thing you don't like them.

An adorable little Dormouse would use a platform stiletto for an impressive bed, lined with plush.....unless some mean person like you would try to put her big foot in it whilst I was trying to nap!

I always shake my shoes before I put them on, just in case there's any little pests asleep in there.

Good thing, too, because if you disturbed a flea or an earwig by stuffing your foot into his nice new home, you would likely get your toe bitten!

You like sniffing shoes!

You like sniffing drainpipes, and reciting the alphabet, to quote Bob Dylan.

You're a fly!

it takes one to know one.

What do you know about it?

Everyone knows all about that....

La femme enigmatique strikes again.....

Is that one of Signor Da Vinci's early drafts, btw?

Mais oui, Monsieur. I must add that your accent is quite outrageous...

Put him back in the water, or I will report you to the Cousteau Society!

Patrick is just expressing horror at rodents that pop up randomly. He is looking forward to a good summer tan.

You are the random pop-up performer par excellence, Mjr.