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EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
you're the dumbest
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,037Location: UK
I was until you came along.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 82,664Location: United Kingdom
Reported you to who? The rude police, because you're not rude enough?
That was the general idea, I think. Maybe he should report me to you, as the Mistress of Discipline.
Why do you like a bit of punishment? You f****n wimp!
Can't see you as a dominatrix in your current get-up. More like Mickey Mouse's unstable stepmother!
I didn't know that wet lettuces could tell jokes. That was quite good for you.
Glad to see you relating so well to a wet lettuce. What other vegetables do you get along with?
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,748
So you prefer the limp ones ?
Not forgetting sprouts and tinned peas, of course.
Pile up!
Who are you talking to then?
Anyone daft enough to listen. That usually means you.