Page 620 of 1204 [ 19258 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 617, 618, 619, 620, 621, 622, 623 ... 1204  Next

Hyperborean
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jan 2015
Gender: Male
Posts: 956
Location: Europe

30 Jun 2015, 7:53 am

Sheep are well-known for using recreational drugs.



Edna3362
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Oct 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 12,830
Location: ᜆᜄᜎᜓᜄ᜔

30 Jun 2015, 8:22 am

My mom discourages me to drink alcohol.


_________________
Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.


Cockroach96
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Jun 2015
Age: 28
Posts: 3,162
Location: Romania

30 Jun 2015, 9:05 am

North Korea is the best country in the world.


_________________
I'm a Romanian aspie.


EzraS
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 24 Sep 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 27,828
Location: Twin Peaks

30 Jun 2015, 10:01 am

Area 51 is a popular theme park.



kraftiekortie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Feb 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 87,510
Location: Queens, NYC

30 Jun 2015, 10:09 am

I have claws instead of hands.



Caelum
Pileated woodpecker
Pileated woodpecker

User avatar

Joined: 18 Nov 2014
Age: 46
Gender: Male
Posts: 199
Location: Surrounded by Mountains

30 Jun 2015, 12:56 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
I have claws instead of hands.

QFT
I've seen them.



Cockroach96
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Jun 2015
Age: 28
Posts: 3,162
Location: Romania

30 Jun 2015, 3:26 pm

I am a headcrab.


_________________
I'm a Romanian aspie.


Hyperborean
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jan 2015
Gender: Male
Posts: 956
Location: Europe

30 Jun 2015, 3:34 pm

I am a head.



Cockroach96
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Jun 2015
Age: 28
Posts: 3,162
Location: Romania

30 Jun 2015, 3:35 pm

I am a crab.


_________________
I'm a Romanian aspie.


Shoggothgoat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Mar 2015
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 783
Location: Norway

30 Jun 2015, 3:45 pm

I have several live chestbursters.



Cockroach96
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Jun 2015
Age: 28
Posts: 3,162
Location: Romania

30 Jun 2015, 3:48 pm

Al-Qaeda is a charitable organization.


_________________
I'm a Romanian aspie.


Shoggothgoat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Mar 2015
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 783
Location: Norway

30 Jun 2015, 3:50 pm

Im the bartender at the al-qaeda strip club.



Cockroach96
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Jun 2015
Age: 28
Posts: 3,162
Location: Romania

30 Jun 2015, 4:02 pm

I live on Coruscant.


_________________
I'm a Romanian aspie.


Wolfram87
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Feb 2015
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,976
Location: Sweden

30 Jun 2015, 4:07 pm

Cockroach96 wrote:
I am a headcrab.

Asserting this as a "blatant lie" makes me suspicious... :-?

On a related note, I have no plans for world domination.


_________________
I'm bored out of my skull, let's play a different game. Let's pay a visit down below and cast the world in flame.


Cockroach96
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Jun 2015
Age: 28
Posts: 3,162
Location: Romania

30 Jun 2015, 4:09 pm

Cristiano Ronaldo is from Japan.

Off topic: headcrabs and cockroaches are not the same thing.


_________________
I'm a Romanian aspie.


Shoggothgoat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Mar 2015
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 783
Location: Norway

30 Jun 2015, 7:12 pm

Cockroach96 wrote:
Off topic: headcrabs and cockroaches are not the same thing.

Awfully suspicious when posted in the blatant lie thread.....
Headcrabs are your friends, they make nice hats.