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21 Apr 2015, 7:54 pm

your intestinal gas is more powerful than any astrolite.



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21 Apr 2015, 8:04 pm

Your flatulence carries such explosive force the upcoming seveso 3 directive has specific regulations for you!



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21 Apr 2015, 8:19 pm

your intestinal gas circulates in your lymph system.



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22 Apr 2015, 7:44 am

Your lymph nodes expels pyrophoric substances!



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22 Apr 2015, 12:41 pm

your lymph nodes are limpid.



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22 Apr 2015, 12:59 pm

You expell larva through your toes in an irregular pattern.



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22 Apr 2015, 1:00 pm

you have larva in your lymph nodes



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22 Apr 2015, 4:05 pm

Your larva balloons are not inflated.



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22 Apr 2015, 4:10 pm

your inflator is missing.



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22 Apr 2015, 5:05 pm

Your social antennas only receive mexican radio signals.



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22 Apr 2015, 5:06 pm

your Mexican tv dinner trays pick up "coast to coast" :alien:



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22 Apr 2015, 6:16 pm

You fight with all the grace and speed of a turtle.



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22 Apr 2015, 6:17 pm

a turtle's idling speed is faster than the speed of your digestive peristalsis



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22 Apr 2015, 6:19 pm

You eject fecal matter with a speed and force which combats and defeats the pull of gravity.



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22 Apr 2015, 6:22 pm

your large intestine is in another dimension that periodically collides with this one.



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22 Apr 2015, 6:34 pm

Your arm flapping is dimensionally challenged.