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Blueberries are bitter.

Black is white.

This site should stop banning trolls, bullies and spammers. I absolutely love having them on here, they are the best this forum has ever seen! I'm pretty sure everyone agrees with me on this.

The best way to deal with a troll is to encourage him to eat more fish.

Squirrels are ugly.

Too hot here today so I've cleared a shelf in the fridge for me to lie on.

I am a sociable person.

i'm an independent white girl in love with a toaster.

I am a dog.

i'm a toaster in love with a white girl in a love triangle with a huge gorilla playing a saxophone and screaming "Fools smile as they kill"

Just call me Jeff

Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell are best friends.

I Am Bob Dylan from 1976, cryogenically frozen and recenty flawed.

I am King Erebus God of darkness!

I am the noun that verbs your other noun!

I really want to go to the knitting group meeting tonight that my friend of 10 yrs asked me to go to and I'll have no problem acting like I'm not totally hurt because her husband said that he preferred her to go with his sister (since they are family) and I'm supposed to go by myself "because I'm a big girl" even though me and Mary have been going to this knitting group together since it started. I also won't have a problem being friendly to the woman who started the group and will try to act like her best friend even after she said some weird comments the last time I went about "nurses not being very educated". Actually, I need to go to the store and exercise and I can crochet later tonight - just me and Waldo on the couch watching a BBC movie. I didn't want to go to the knitting group anyway.

Who's Waldo? Your husband, or a pet cat or dog? If you don't mind my asking?

I knit on a regular basis and have a party trick where I walk along a tightrope over a swimming pool while knitting a scarf for my pet porcupine.