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21 Sep 2011, 8:36 pm

We aspies and auties have a different, (and I think clearer) view of the world around us...I think we should revel in it, so I created a thread for that.

I will start:

Have you noticed that a person needs a chemistry degree to go grocery shopping?

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21 Sep 2011, 8:40 pm

jojobean wrote:

Have you noticed that a person needs a chemistry degree to go grocery shopping?

Hey, cooking meth isn't easy.

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21 Sep 2011, 9:16 pm

LOL....I wasnt talking about that...but all the chemicals in food nowdays is crazy.

I mean really, cottage cheeze for example used to be cream, milk a few other basic things, now it has ingredients nearly a paragraph long of all kinds of chemical crap that I have no idea what it is and never cooked with in my kitchen.

Have you ever noticed time passes by much faster the older you get??

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21 Sep 2011, 10:06 pm

jojobean wrote:

Have you ever noticed time passes by much faster the older you get??

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Sorry, couldn't resist :lol:

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21 Sep 2011, 10:19 pm

Titangeek wrote:

jojobean wrote:

Have you ever noticed time passes by much faster the older you get??

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Sorry, couldn't resist :lol:

that's a good one

Have you ever noticed....the people who talk about their needing their freedoms are often the one opposed to certain groups getting their freedom...life is irony.

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24 Sep 2011, 9:12 am

Have you noticed that time moves v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y the last hour at work? Sylkat

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24 Sep 2011, 9:56 am

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Have you noticed that time moves v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y the last hour at work? Sylkat

YES! and the hour before LUNCH!

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24 Sep 2011, 12:18 pm

Have you noticed driving a stick shift requires two feet and two hands?

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26 Sep 2011, 1:53 am

No, I don't know how to drive, but I trust you; if you say it's so, it must be so. Sylkat

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26 Sep 2011, 6:01 am

anybody ever do a constitutional, look back and see corn?

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26 Sep 2011, 8:11 pm

Like you are dropping corn kernels to find your way back home, like Hansel and Gretel, or like you are walking through a cornfield? Sylkat, who is easily confused

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26 Sep 2011, 8:32 pm

Have any of you noticed that self esteem is actually not the biggest issue in the world?

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27 Sep 2011, 6:56 pm

Somebody better tell that to Donald Trump and James Cameron and Alec Baldwin. Sylkat

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27 Sep 2011, 7:01 pm

Has anyone else ever noticed that the word "Bra" is singular, while the word "Panties" is plural?

Has anyone else ever wondered "Why"?

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27 Sep 2011, 7:19 pm

Have you ever noticed evil spelled backwards is live and devil spelled backwards is lived?

Heavy metal music groups had nothing to do with that part.

Isn't the english language fun.

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27 Sep 2011, 7:23 pm

'Bra' is short for brassiere, 'pants' is from pantaloons, which is French and the French make up their words just to annoy everybody else...Sylkat

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