Molly Ringwald.

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1. She doesn't bake. She cooks.
2. There is porn of her. No exceptions.
3. She once did it with a ginger geek. The boy is now known as Chuck Norris.
4. She used a boa constrictor for a tampon once. It died choking on the blood.
5. When in labor, she can shoot a baby through a three-foot thick concrete wall.
6. She hates Freddie Prinze, Jr.
7. The cooler her hairstyle, the more powerful she is.
8. She hasn't become an Internet meme yet. An injustice.
9. She was the gunman on the grassy knoll.
10. She is the End of Evangelion.
11. She's the reason why Ethan Mars has blackouts.
12. She's knows the truth about Teddy's sanity.
13. She knows the truth about Deckard.
14. She knows the name of the narrator from Fight Club.
15. She can actually explain what the f**k happened in Neon Genesis Evangelion and Lost in one sitting.
16. Her life's meaning: 42.
17. She doesn't need anyone to give her the kick.
18. Do you know she's utterly insane?
19. She is immortal.
20. She wins. Flawless victory.
21. She was in the Ark when the Nazis opened it.
22. Molly Ringwald has a vanity dresser that functions as a TARDIS.
23. She knows why John Connor cries.
24. She blew up a helicopter by flipping it off.
25. She chose wisely.
26. Dead or alive, your coming with her.
27. She knows what The Game is.
28. She needs scissors. 61.

you're attributing factors to her that may or may not be true to fit a romanticized version of her. I'm talking about the "stuff that could be real stuff and not the outrageous stuff"

For example: Her life's meaning; 42.

How do you know? Does that somehow make her cooler in your mind that she has the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything?

Also, she has gone topless in some films and some consider that porn (eg, fapworthy)

molly ringworm. there, i got it out of my system.
anyways, i admire her ability to quickly learn and become fluent in french.

You say you're 17. Isn't Molly Ringwald old hat for your age? She's from the eighties! She's my generation and I'm 50!

she's still a dish.

To the right, Peter Straus is glum that he doesn't kick as much ass as Molly Ringwald.

When a giant Molly Ringwald walks into Tokyo, there's no need for atomic breath. The building will automatically burst into flame.

She is very attractive. There no doubt about that.

29. The reason why cats have nine lives is because Molly Ringwald kept stomping on them with her heels.
30. If Molly Ringwald smelt it, and you dealt it, you'd better run while you still can.
31. Her favorite subject is anatomy. Helps with kicking ass.
32. Waldo is hiding because Molly Ringwald is his ex.
33. You don't ask Molly Ringwald questions.
34. There is porn of her. No exceptions.
35. You have to trust her.
36. Molly Ringwald lives in a condo in the Gobi desert. Her only clothing there is the fur of a camel, her only food is her awesomeness.
37. Molly Ringwald crushed a bar of gold. With her vagina.
38. Molly Ringwald was going to be a Mortal Kombat character, but Midway changed their minds because all of her moves are fatalities.
39. Molly Ringwald is your mother.
40. Molly Ringwald can beat Molly Ringwald.