Beans, Beans, the musical part.

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The more you eat, the more you fart.

The more you fart, the better you feel.
So let’s have beans at every meal.

Juvenile humor ...

A little gush of wind
Straight from the heart;
It tickled down my backbone
And it's also called a fart.

A fart can be useful;
It gives the body ease,
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas.

(rhyme submitted by Sicko Nicko to this entire page of fart rhymes and riddles!)

Even Ph.D psychologists agree that farts are funny. As reported in this article, it's a serious subject and top psychologists are...

I'm definitely considering volunteering as a test subject; I'm giggling like a 7 year old just writing about it!

" A belch is like a sonnet.

It comes from the heart.

But sometimes it goes out the other end..

and then its called a....."

Where e'er you be
Let your wind blow free
For twas the wind
That kill-ed me

(On a gravestone, I believe)

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot...

Beans, Beans, they give you SASS
The more you eat, the more you pass gas

My dad always used to say "Beans, beans, are good for your heart". I never heard the more g-rated "musical fruit" version until The Simpsons came out years later. Bart got in trouble in some kind of special class he was in for saying the poem, and in another episode he's writing "Beans are neither fruit nor musical." on the chalkboard.

WTF IS A "musical part"

listen to this video all the way through to appreciate the talent

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I know Fnord is going to think I'm incredibly childish, but that's the funniest thing I've heard for years!
I might listen to it a few times every day from now on; it'll probably be far more beneficial to my mood than anything the doctor ever does!

If I disappear for a little while, it's because I haven't been able to calm down, and need to go to A&E to see them about a hernia!

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It's the outro at 56 seconds then gets me every time

Beans, beans
Good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The more you eat
The more you sit
On the toilet seat

Except that ain't true for me, whenever I eat beans I don't fart.

Flatulina