pat2rome wrote:
This is more stuff I've done than stuff I said, but it's close enough. After I got my wisdom teeth taken out, my mom and my sister were taking me back in the house when all of a sudden I got mad, pulled away from them, and went and sat in the front yard. I don't remember this at all, the first thing I remember is waking up in the middle of punching my cat which had jumped up on the bed and started rubbing against my very tender cheeks.

That's hysterical! I literally laughed out loud. That's the kind of post I was looking for when I created this thread.
I'm supposed to get my wisdom teeth taken out sometime in the near future. I'll have to warn my family not to take anything I say or do seriously until after the drugs wear off.