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22 Sep 2009, 9:56 am

Troll out the barrel topic

You can be humourous, sarcastic, serious or whatever. Just do not be a troll.

I will start: You might be a troll if you you grab someone's microphone and say I'mma lettin' you finish, after I hijack your thread!

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22 Sep 2009, 2:41 pm

You might be a troll if you keep getting banned but continue to create new usernames to complain about the mods who banned you for trolling in the first place.

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22 Sep 2009, 3:09 pm

You might be a troll.... if you are not taller than 60 cms/ 23.6", have a big nose and have an overall karma which isn't.... well.... centerfold material.

:lol:

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22 Sep 2009, 3:36 pm

You might be a troll for trolling the person who called you a troll in the first place! :lol:

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22 Sep 2009, 5:21 pm

You might be a troll if you spam every thread in The Haven with the words 'assbugers is a fake disease'

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22 Sep 2009, 7:26 pm

You might be a troll if you have 7 accounts & identities, but don't actually have 7 independent personalities from multiple-personality-disorder.

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22 Sep 2009, 10:27 pm

If you fit the sterio type of a fiction character where they state "could be mean could be friendly", minus the looks factor, you might be a troll.

You might be a troll if.... you knowingly jump into threads that aren't your own topics, and debate against everyone with proud, deep zeal.

There. I edit. Did I kill this thread?

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23 Sep 2009, 3:21 pm

You might be a troll if everyone hates you for nothing... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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23 Sep 2009, 3:38 pm

You might be a troll if everyone hates you for everything

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23 Sep 2009, 3:58 pm

Does threatening humanity with destruction/deletion/upgrades count? :lol:

You might be a troll if you view human emotion as a weakness to be exploited.

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24 Sep 2009, 2:40 am

Erminea wrote:

You might be a troll.... if you are not taller than 60 cms/ 23.6", have a big nose and have an overall karma which isn't.... well.... centerfold material.

Hey, all trolls are different!

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24 Sep 2009, 3:55 am

Ambivalence wrote:

Erminea wrote:

You might be a troll.... if you are not taller than 60 cms/ 23.6", have a big nose and have an overall karma which isn't.... well.... centerfold material.

Hey, all trolls are different!

I just love the trolls of the Discworld.

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24 Sep 2009, 4:13 am

If one of your pastimes is ridiculing the beliefs of others, all the while claiming to be logical, then you might be a jerk... er I mean "troll".

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24 Sep 2009, 12:10 pm

If your user name has in it something like "IHATE", "pwn"/"own", 'dumb', and 'jerk', chances are.. it's possible that, you might be a troll.

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24 Sep 2009, 12:30 pm

If you're right and everybody else are wrong and you repeatedly tell them where to shove it and valiantly continue to defend the ultimate truth that only you understand, chances are you are a troll.

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24 Sep 2009, 7:05 pm

Kenjuudo wrote:

If you're right and everybody else are wrong and you repeatedly tell them where to shove it and valiantly continue to defend the ultimate truth that only you understand, chances are you are a troll.

Banned for insinuation. Oh wait, wrong thread.

You might be a troll if you get aggravated because of people defending their viewpoints that differ from your own.

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