Old Godzilla was hoppin around,
in Tokyo city like a big playground
when Batman burst up out of the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade,
Godzilla got p***ed and began to attack,
but didnt expect to be blocked by Shaq,
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue,
he began to beat up Shaquille Oneal
when they both got flattened by the Batmobile,
but before it could make it to the Bat Cave,
Abraham Lincoln came out of his grave,
he took an AK-47 form under his hat,
and blew away Batman with a rat-a-tat-tat,
but then he ran out of bullets and ran away,
cause Optimus Prime came to save the day!
This is the Ultimate Showdown, Ultimate Destiny,
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive, i wonder who it will be?
Ths is the Ultimate Showdown... Ulimate Destiny!
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
like Scruff Mcgruff took a bite out of crime,
then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
and Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back,
Batman was injured, and tryin to get steady,
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip,
Then he saw Godzilla sneakin up from behind,
and he reached for his gun, which he just couln't find,
cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist,
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault,
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
at Optimus Prime, and they collided in the air,
and both got hit by a CareBear Stare!
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
The angels sang,
an immaculate chorus,
as down from the heavens,
descended Chuck Norris,
he delivered a kick,
that could shatter bones,
into the crotch,
of Indiana Jones,
as he fell to the ground,
writhing in pain,
Batman changed back,
into Bruce Wayne,
But Chuck saw through,
his clever disguise,
and crushed Batman's head,
in between his thighs!
Then Gandalf the Gray,
And Gandalf the White,
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Geine,
Robocop, Terminator, Captian Kirk, Darth Vader
Lo Pan , Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hollywood Hogan
Came out of nowhere, lightning fast
and kicked Chcuk Norris in his cowboy @$$
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
while civilians looked on in awe,
the battle lasted for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually,
the champion was, the rest saw their better,
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater!
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
...
...
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
This is the Ultimate Showdown,
This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny!
Funny ^$@#&, man!
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23 Feb 2006, 1:31 pm
