Worst Car Ever Made

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What, in your opinion, is the worst car ever made?

I think that Smart Cars are the worst cars, because they only seat 2 people, and they don't have much body room.

And they're not very powerful either.

That one.

And let us not forget the Yugo.

Ford Pinto.

The Chevy Vega was also a piece of crap.

Fiat anyone?

I wish the Chrysler Turbine Car could have lasted longer than one year (1963). That was a very good idea.

We had a Pinto for many years. Those are some tough little cars with great longevity as long as you have one with the retrofit that kept it from blowing up when rear-ended.

The Hummer

the smart car would be better if it didn't ride so harshly over the road bumps, and if it didn't require premium fuel! it is a perverse thing that any economy car should require premium, and inexcuseable IMHO.
my [late] mother drove a vega, and the damned lemon would never start in cold weather, which in the northwest is most of the time. i was told by my brother [who used to own one] that AMC gremlins were a garage man's special.
below are some automotive acronyms, for humor ONLY!

AMC=American Made Crate
AUDI=Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW=Brings Me Women
CHEVY=Crummiest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
DODGE=Damned Overhauls Do Get Expensive
FIAT=Fix It Again Tony
FORD=Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
PINTO=Passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over
GM=Government Motors
GMC=Generically Made Chevy
HONDA=Happy Owners Never Drive Anyother
HUMMER=Huge Ugly Mother Mostly Eats Resources
HYUNDAI=Hold Your Usual Nitpicks Designs Are Improved
JAGUAR=Just A Guess U Are Rich
JEEP=Just Expect Every Problem
KIA=Korea's Imitation Accord
LOTUS=Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
MAZDA=Most Always Zooming Dashingly Along
MASERATI=Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MERCEDES=My Expensive Rolling Coach Elicits Daewoos' Envious Swooning
NISSAN=Nobody Is Saying Sqwat About Nissan
OLDSMOBILE=Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PORSCHE=Proudly Owned Rich Snobs' Car Horribly Expensive
SAAB=Styling Absent Aint BMW
SATURN=Same American Trash Under Ridiculous Name
SUBARU=Sophisticated Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
TOYOTA=Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO=Vehicle Of Low Velocity Output

nice one, did you come up with all of them?

i got 'em out of my notebook containing a collection of silly automotive acronyms i had heard from my mechanically inclined older brothers. since the time i compiled the notebook [or the acronym section of said notebook] i have noticed at various spots on the web these same acronyms so i would guess they are a very common thing. but the BMW thingy is very old.

The east German Trebant or the Yugo made in the former communist Yugoslovia.

ruveyn

Did you know that Fiat is an acronym? It is short for Fix It Again, Tony

ruveyn