Passing Gas, Farting and the ole Back Wind (POLL)

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Passing Gas, Farting and the ole Back Wind (POLL)
Breaking wind is entertaining in a humorous way, such as doing it myself or hearing it in a movie. 13%  13%  [ 8 ]
Breaking wind is entertaining in a humorous way, such as doing it myself or hearing it in a movie. 13%  13%  [ 8 ]
Passing gas is funny sometimes, in the correct circumstances it is very funny. 13%  13%  [ 8 ]
Passing gas is funny sometimes, in the correct circumstances it is very funny. 13%  13%  [ 8 ]
It’s funny sometimes. 5%  5%  [ 3 ]
It’s funny sometimes. 5%  5%  [ 3 ]
Rarely do I find it funny, most of the time it’s degusting, I can’t stand myself when I do it. 9%  9%  [ 6 ]
Rarely do I find it funny, most of the time it’s degusting, I can’t stand myself when I do it. 9%  9%  [ 6 ]
You immature basket case, I’m such a prude I can’t stand seeing this post because I’m anal. 3%  3%  [ 2 ]
You immature basket case, I’m such a prude I can’t stand seeing this post because I’m anal. 3%  3%  [ 2 ]
I’ve seen you do a poll like this before elsewhere, I’m still recovering from my hypercondiaic response from since then. 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
I’ve seen you do a poll like this before elsewhere, I’m still recovering from my hypercondiaic response from since then. 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
I've farted so many times in my life-time, that it can't be funny anymore, yet in my old age the sensation is still enlightening. 6%  6%  [ 4 ]
I've farted so many times in my life-time, that it can't be funny anymore, yet in my old age the sensation is still enlightening. 6%  6%  [ 4 ]
Total votes : 64

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01 Apr 2006, 2:43 am

Passing Gas, Farting and the ole Back Wind (POLL)

1. Breaking wind is entertaining in a humorous way, such as doing it myself or hearing it in a movie.

2. Passing gas is funny sometimes, in the correct circumstances it is very funny.

3. It’s funny sometimes.

4. Rarely do I find it funny, most of the time it’s degusting, I can’t stand myself when I do it.

5. You immature basket case, I’m such a prude I can’t stand seeing this post because I’m anal.

6. I’ve seen you do a poll like this before elsewhere, I’m still recovering from my hypercondiaic response from since then.

7. I've farted so many times in my life-time, that it can't be funny anymore, yet in my old age the sensation is still enlightening.



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01 Apr 2006, 7:09 am

I can't stand myself, when I break wind. If there was some magic pill that would keep me from farting, I would be the first in line to buy it. I don't like the smell of farts. It reminds me of something much worse.



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01 Apr 2006, 10:24 am

Burble-burble-urrk-urrk..



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01 Apr 2006, 11:50 am

Farting is nice. Doesn't even smell that bad either, most of the time. :lol:



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01 Apr 2006, 11:52 am

Laugh Snort



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02 Apr 2006, 7:47 am

I love fart jokes -no wonder that my favorite South Park characters are Terrance & Philip! :lol:



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02 Apr 2006, 2:13 pm

Farting is natural, it's something that we all do regardless of whether we like to admit to it or not or find it funny or not. When people fart it really doesn't bother me (unless they stink) but if I was told tomorrow that I would never pass another fart ever again I would be very happy, at least mine don't smell a lot of the time, theyre just loud :lol:



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02 Apr 2006, 2:30 pm

Hahahaahahah :lol:



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04 Apr 2006, 7:06 pm

BBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!! !! !

Say something @sshole?

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06 Apr 2006, 4:03 pm

Each of my farts belong to the Rotten family tree.



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06 Apr 2006, 5:37 pm

Hahahaaahah,

It might be an immature post to some, but to those that realize humor can be found in such simple things, also might realize the wisdom of a fart.

What value is humor, well to the human condition laughter is enlightening to the mind. Laugh as much as you like, it is butt a simple thing. Laugh Snort



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06 Apr 2006, 10:03 pm

For those who poot in church sit in pew!



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06 Apr 2006, 10:39 pm

The name of the toilet I have, the brand name is church.



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07 Apr 2006, 5:13 pm

BBRRRAAP-BBRRRAAP!

Twins!! !!

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07 Apr 2006, 6:10 pm

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21 Apr 2006, 6:47 pm

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2691/bud_light/

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/america24.shtml

Horse Fart beer anyone?

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