My New Invention and My Adventure

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So today, I finished the final touch on my time machine. It has taken me a few long weeks, but finally, it's complete. It composes of some cogs, a rusted bathtub and a saw-blade. Taped, of course.

Anyway, I started it up, and I went back in time to me going back in time, to me going back in time. This confused me, so I went forward in time to me going back in time to me going forward in time, to go back in time to when Ben Franklin was alive and kickin'.

I talked to him and he talked to me. We started talking about things, and he asked about our government in America. I told him he were a democracy, and then told him all about it. He thought it was a good idea, as his idea for a government relied on only one political party and ostracizing a certain race. Weird.

After that, I went further in time and spoke to my future self. It turns out I am president.

Anyone want me to change a bad childhood memory? I'm charging 5 dollars per run.

I want to get inside your time machine.

Kick my older brother in the shins in the year of 1992 please.

*Gives 5 dollars*

Also, steal me a few of napoleon's hats. I'm sure they'll ebay for millions. Lots of Nepotists out there.

*five more*

Done.

But I may or may not have Napoleon to be exiled. You better enjoy your cats...


OH, YOU SAID HATS. Oops.

Well, too late now.

I'll pay you $100 to bring my time machine back please, I carelessly left it in 2030.

I was there and you never showed up.

ruveyn

I made a time machine once. I haphazardly nailed some pieces of wood together, added some rubber bands, and glued on a magnet. It turned out that it generated time portals rather than functioning as a time traveling machine. I used it to go back 13 seconds and a foot to my left, and upon traveling through, I saw myself preparing to activate the entrance portal I just went through. Out of baseless impulse, I threw past me into the exit portal I just came to the past from, before past me created the entrance portal. This created a time paradox and the universe had to reboot. Oh, and I made Father Time cry. That was funny.

i time-travelled to my own past lives, in my dreams.