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12 Jun 2010, 3:57 pm

Allison Singer goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone with her autistic daughter. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The not-so-great Autism Speaks is on youtube. Go see it That should pick you up." Singer bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am apart of Autism Speaks." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.


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12 Jun 2010, 4:16 pm

I wonder what her daughter is saying, today? I know! "How come you hate me, mum?" She answers, "Because you're autistic.":lol:


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12 Jun 2010, 4:26 pm

My Autistic daughter will look up and shout "Love me!"... and I'll whisper "no."


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12 Jun 2010, 4:46 pm

Ferdinand wrote:
My Autistic daughter will look up and shout "Love me!"... and I'll whisper "no."


Rorschach?



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12 Jun 2010, 5:01 pm

ShenLong wrote:
Ferdinand wrote:
My Autistic daughter will look up and shout "Love me!"... and I'll whisper "no."


Rorschach?


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