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edgey123
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05 Apr 2006, 8:48 pm

This is supposed to be a slightly humorous thread so bear with me.

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Why do my DVDs skip no matter how much I polish them?

Why does Windows XP take so long to start up?

Why do I get disturbed by a sales marketing calls even though I'm registered with the telephone preference service?



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05 Apr 2006, 9:56 pm

Why dont you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?



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05 Apr 2006, 10:08 pm

Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?



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05 Apr 2006, 10:23 pm

why does fresh bred go stale so quickly?



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06 Apr 2006, 9:31 pm

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



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06 Apr 2006, 10:48 pm

Why is a "Spelling Bee" so called?



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06 Apr 2006, 11:06 pm

How can feel smell, and a nose run?



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07 Apr 2006, 12:00 am

Why does someone always put the cereal box back...empty! (true story)


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07 Apr 2006, 7:21 am

Why does the washing machine turn clothes inside-out?



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07 Apr 2006, 8:27 am

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?


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07 Apr 2006, 10:20 am

When you want to end your Windows session, why do you have to press the 'Start' button?



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07 Apr 2006, 1:49 pm

why is heavy machinery called "plant"


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18 Apr 2006, 11:31 am

Why do drive-through ATM's have braille keys?


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19 Apr 2006, 8:43 pm

why can't it just rain at night?


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19 Apr 2006, 8:54 pm

Why is it that docters call what they do practice?



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20 Apr 2006, 3:54 pm

why on Yahoo! e-mail does it call the spam box bulk?


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