Truly ridiculous baby names!

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04 Aug 2011, 3:44 pm

Larceny (Preparing our kids for jail, huh?)
Criminal (See above)
Q (TV, the best inspiration)
Lexus (Yeah, I know if you hadn't had the baby, you would have had one)
Seven (Must be an uncreative Quiverfull family)
Sylar (Not only do you name your kids after a TV character, it's one of the bad guys! And even thats a question!)
Audio Science (Preparing your kids for a job?)
Moon Unit (Its a human, idiot parent 128b)
Moxie Crimefighter (See Audio Science, but this time more WTF)
Run (No, I don't feel like it.)
No One Opielynn Amstellina Rock Fflur (SERIOUSLY WHAT THE f**k!)

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04 Aug 2011, 3:45 pm

Not in any order.

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04 Aug 2011, 3:52 pm

I have a cousin named Jetta Star... Does that count?

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04 Aug 2011, 3:58 pm

JaMichael, JaModesty & Fifi Trixiebell are the silliest children's names I've heard.

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04 Aug 2011, 4:24 pm

Sky Walker :roll:

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04 Aug 2011, 4:30 pm

Naming ones children is very subjective.

I know my taste in children's names is not shared with everyone. In fact i have had many people make fun of my children's names ater they were told the reference. "Why would you do that to your kids?" ect. I usually respond. "Well you didn't get the reference until it was spelled out to you."

Personally i find bland boring names and top 100 names really boring. Like come on people have you no imagination. :roll:

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04 Aug 2011, 4:32 pm

Dick.

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04 Aug 2011, 4:35 pm

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04 Aug 2011, 4:44 pm

The problem with parents expressing their creativity when naming their kids is that it's the kids who have to live with the consequences. To willfully ensure your child is singled out for unwanted attention when he or she starts school, seems to me to be tantamount to child abuse.

It was once the domain of dimwitted celebrities all trying to outdo each other in proving just how dimwitted and unfeeling towards their children they could be. Now everyone seems to be at it.

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04 Aug 2011, 4:53 pm

Anidelarev.

In Mexico, people are often named after the saint on their birthday, which they look up on calendars. Calendars also state national holidays, like the Aniversario de la Revolution (Independence Day) The acronym for this is Anidelarev, so there are an unfortunate few in Mexico named Anidelarev.

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04 Aug 2011, 5:28 pm

Solvejg wrote:

I agree with you somewhat. I really like 'old-fashioned' names like Edwin, Cecily & Persephone. Many people find that strange however and I'm not sure any potential children of mine would appreciate it...

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04 Aug 2011, 5:40 pm

^^
Me too, somewhat.

I like really simple names such as Andrew, Katherine, and Simon.

Whenever I become a parent, I am also very sure
any children I have would use their middle names
instead of their first names, that's if they're given
names like any of what you mentioned or what I mentioned.

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04 Aug 2011, 5:46 pm

One of the girls on Teen Mom named her baby Bently. After a car.