What Would Do If?

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Midna
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06 Aug 2010, 7:34 pm

You woke up the next morning and 3 Aspies were fighting in your kitchen?

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06 Aug 2010, 7:51 pm

I'd ask them what their special interests are, and then I'd throw a relevant piece of literature at each of their feet. That would break the fight up immediately. Before they get too absorbed in their books, I'd get them to sit down, cool down and offer them a drink. Then I guess I'd ask them what the hell they were doing in my kitchen, and why they were fighting...

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06 Aug 2010, 7:56 pm

Throw some shiny sparkly things at them and go back to bed

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06 Aug 2010, 8:59 pm

I'd do what any other person would do - call the police. :roll:

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06 Aug 2010, 9:10 pm

I'd just what and so who was winning.

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06 Aug 2010, 11:21 pm

Descartes wrote:

I'd do what any other person would do - call the police. :roll:

+1...that's assuming they're strangers of course... and how the hell did they get into my home??! !?? :twisted:

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06 Aug 2010, 11:22 pm

Go downstairs with my baseball bat and beat some aspie ass.

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06 Aug 2010, 11:54 pm

Tell them to take it outside.

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07 Aug 2010, 12:04 am

takemitsu wrote:

Tell them to take it outside.

Get them off of your property.

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07 Aug 2010, 12:20 am

Depends. Do I know them?

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07 Aug 2010, 12:24 am

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Depends. Do I know them?

No. They're most likely junkies and are naked.

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07 Aug 2010, 12:27 am

Ferdinand wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Depends. Do I know them?

No. They're most likely junkies and are naked.

Then I'd probably scream like a b***h and call the cops.

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07 Aug 2010, 12:30 am

Go upstairs, get my Boa, say "Sic 'em, Fluffy!" and watch them run out of my house.

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07 Aug 2010, 12:31 am

So... if I don't know them how do I know they have Aspergers?

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07 Aug 2010, 12:33 am

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

So... if I don't know them how do I know they have Aspergers?

The fact that they have aspergers is irrelevant, I presume.

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07 Aug 2010, 12:36 am

Ferdinand wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

So... if I don't know them how do I know they have Aspergers?

The fact that they have aspergers is irrelevant, I presume.

I'm betting it's relevant in some way, since the OP mentioned it.

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