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mjs82
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01 Sep 2010, 4:25 am

YEAH? WELL I'M GOING TO BUILD MY OWN TIME MACHINE AND IT'S GUNNA BE TEN TIMES BETTER THAN YOURS! MINES GUNNA HAVE BELLS AND COMPUTER CHIPS AND A FRIDGE TO KEEP BEVERAGES COOL SO THERE!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

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01 Sep 2010, 4:30 am

Well mine also teleports and flies to space, so pah!

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01 Sep 2010, 4:54 am

would somebody please make one for me?

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01 Sep 2010, 4:56 am

Asp-Z wrote:

Well mine also teleports and flies to space, so pah!

It reminds me of this one :arrow:

But I'd rather use this one :arrow:

[img][800:667]http://www.thegate.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Hot-Tub-Time-Machine.jpg[/img]

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01 Sep 2010, 4:59 am

nick007 wrote:

Asp-Z wrote:

Well mine also teleports and flies to space, so pah!

It reminds me of this one :arrow:

Excellent!

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01 Sep 2010, 6:30 am

Asp-Z wrote:

nick007 wrote:

Asp-Z wrote:

Well mine also teleports and flies to space, so pah!

It reminds me of this one :arrow:

Excellent!

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01 Sep 2010, 7:10 am

Well MY time machine is gonna be leather upholstered inside, AND I'll have my own waiter to serve me my cool beverages.

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01 Sep 2010, 12:57 pm

Mine travels in time. No frills, I'm like that. Also too poor for frills on my time machines.

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01 Sep 2010, 1:48 pm

http://www.archive.org/web/web.php

Enjoy your very own time machine.

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01 Sep 2010, 2:03 pm

I just thought of something; a time traveling toilet. It sounds like a Family Guy thing

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01 Sep 2010, 7:03 pm

nick007 wrote:

I just thought of something; a time traveling toilet. It sounds like a Family Guy thing

I could take a poop in 1066... wow, wouldn't that be a wonderful use of technology.

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01 Sep 2010, 7:08 pm

My time machine comes in the form, of a 1965 Mustang.

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01 Sep 2010, 7:34 pm

mjs82 wrote:

Can I borrow it to go back in time so that I start dating Asian women earlier :?:

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01 Sep 2010, 9:29 pm

nick007 wrote:

I just thought of something; a time traveling toilet. It sounds like a Family Guy thing

Actually it's a classic LucasArts point-and-click adventure game thing. Small objects could be flushed through time.

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01 Sep 2010, 10:23 pm

sock puppets can use tools? oh am i so out of touch.

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02 Sep 2010, 1:47 am

WillMcC wrote:

nick007 wrote:

I just thought of something; a time traveling toilet. It sounds like a Family Guy thing

Actually it's a classic LucasArts point-and-click adventure game thing. Small objects could be flushed through time.

Or a great Family Guy joke :arrow:

"Like when I used that toilet time machine"
(He sits down & it teleports to cavemen days & caveman with a club is rite in front of him. Peter looks around & asks)
"Do you have any toilet paper"
(caveman grunts)

danandlouie wrote:

sock puppets can use tools? oh am i so out of touch.

I thought they wer tools; tools for the hands. Was there ever anything about a time machine on that sock-puppet show Sifl & Olly :?:

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