Asparagus - tasty, innocent veg or sign of impending doom?

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Hodor
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15 Aug 2010, 5:48 pm

Who likes the stuff?

It should be popular here because the French word for asparagus is asperge

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15 Aug 2010, 5:51 pm

its ok as vegetables go...

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15 Aug 2010, 6:21 pm

Asparagus is one of the most disgusting things I've ever put in my mouth.

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15 Aug 2010, 6:23 pm

Great veggie, but it does make your urine smell terrible...

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15 Aug 2010, 6:30 pm

I forgot to answer my own question

I like asparagus, but only in small doses. Nothing tastes quite like it. And LOL I don't think i've ever had enough for it to affect the smell of my urine. Does it just smell like liquidized asparagus?

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15 Aug 2010, 7:01 pm

I like it! I really like the white kind the most- it is milder. I eat any of them though. Very tasty and so good for you mmmmmmm

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15 Aug 2010, 7:03 pm

In the name of Garlic, I purify this thread of all evil!

...not that it will stay that way for long.

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15 Aug 2010, 7:23 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

In the name of Garlic, I purify this thread of all evil!

...not that it will stay that way for long.

Evil lurks in every corner

So does asparagus

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15 Aug 2010, 7:27 pm

I like it, but my dad hates it. I eat asparagus in front of him whenever I can. It's a great way to get my daily dose of veggies while grossing him out at the same time XD

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15 Aug 2010, 7:32 pm

It contains sulfur - hell contains sulfur - therefore it is a tool of Satan... and extremely disguisting.

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15 Aug 2010, 7:43 pm

^^^
LISTEN TO THIS MAN! HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

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15 Aug 2010, 7:52 pm

Satan certainly has a mean grip on our dietary habits because all of these foods contain sulphur: avocado, blueberries, broccoli, brussel sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, carrots, cheese, cherries, chives, coconut, garlic, grapes, leeks, legumes, meat protein, mustard, nuts, onions, parsley, radishes, red peppers, shallot, tomatoes, turnips, watercress

We are all damned

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15 Aug 2010, 9:20 pm

Hodor wrote:

Satan certainly has a mean grip on our dietary habits because all of these foods contain sulphur: avocado, blueberries, broccoli, brussel sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, carrots, cheese, cherries, chives, coconut, garlic, grapes, leeks, legumes, meat protein, mustard, nuts, onions, parsley, radishes, red peppers, shallot, tomatoes, turnips, watercress

We are all damned

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! ! :cry: