Why aren't you banned yet? You aren't even attempting to pretend that you're a new member. This forum and people in it are just a joke to you. Do we exist for your amusement? Is that it? What if someone else in this forum turned this around and decided to mess with you? Make you their playtoy? What would you do then? Is that really a world you would want to live in?
Don't ever mess with people, because it will eventually come back to bite you. Someday you may need help from someone from here, and they will probably refuse to help. Or worse for you, help you regardless of your antics. Make you think for the rest of your life what a lousy human being you are.
Do your parents know what you are doing? Maybe we should tell them?