Fun with the Daily Mail

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I am a bit bored and silly today and just found a "Daily Mail headline generator" - link

A few examples:

COULD FERAL CHILDREN GIVE THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY SWINE FLU?

HAVE THE UNIONS MADE YOUR PETS IMPOTENT?

ARE BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR PENSION?

ARE FOXES INFECTING CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?

This one might as well be true:

COULD THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH GIVE YOUR MORTGAGE CANCER?

That's funny. I needed that, after the things that I've posted this morning. I want to try that every morning and post the headlines, as well. We can all have a contest , each day to see who's the first one to post the headlines.

Ha ha glad it cheered you up! It works like what a friend of mine calls a "mental enema"

How does this differ from the real thing...?

Ahh I love this site! Saves you a few pence for the real Daily Fail

COULD GYPSIES GIVE BRITISH JUSTICE DIABETES?
WILL LESBIANS GIVE THE QUEEN CANCER?
WILL CANCER STEAL THE IDENTITY OF BRITAIN'S SWANS?
HAVE GAYS GIVEN YOUR MORTGAGE CANCER?
HAVE THE FRENCH GIVEN YOU CANCER?

I like the ones that sound more "realistic"

WILL THE P.C. BRIGADE RUIN BRITAIN?

or

WILL THE UNIONS RUIN BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

I'm starting to think that how they actually write the damn thing.

WILL FACEBOOK GIVE ENGLAND CANCER?
COULD FEMINISM BURGLE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
COULD THE FRENCH MAKE YOUR PENSION OBESE?
HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM DEFRAUDED THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
WILL THE POLES MOLEST BRITAIN'S FARMERS?

COULD CANCER GIVE HOMEOWNERS CANCER?

HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM KILLED YOU?

IS THE EURO MOLESTING YOU?

HAS BINGE DRINKING TURNED YOUR PETS GAY?

HAVE IMMIGRANTS HAD SEX WITH ENGLAND?

ARE GAYS MAKING HOUSE PRICES OBESE?

ARE THE GERMANS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR PENSION?

COULD THE GERMANS MOLEST BRITAIN'S SWANS?

WILL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS MAKE CLIFF RICHARD OBESE?

COULD CYCLISTS HURT YOUR CHILDREN?
WILL SINGLE MOTHERS DEVALUE YOUR PETS?
COULD THE EURO KILL THE CHURCH?
HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS GIVEN CLIFF RICHARD DIABETES?
COULD THE METRIC SYSTEM TURN BRITISH JUSTICE GAY?

I loll'd

IS THE MMR JAB GIVING YOUR PENSION CANCER?

I was impressed by the one I got:

ARE THE UNEMPLOYED GIVING THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?

HAS THE LABOUR PARTY IMPREGNATED THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
WILL CHAVS TURN YOUR DAUGHTERS GAY? (Well they are quite a turn off)
IS THE MMR JAB HAVING SEX WITH YOU?
COULD FACEBOOK TURN BRITAIN'S SWANS GAY?
IS TEENAGE SEX HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MORTGAGE?