I'm not autistic, I'm a vampire!

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I just realized something! Autism is not actually a diagnosis of its own, but rather the highest functioning form of vampirism and the vampirism spectrum. Think about it, what do we all have in common? We all lack socially (ever heard of a vampire being personable?), many of us are hyper/hypo sensitive to various senses (vampires often have hypersensitivies to sound and light, and may have them, as well as hyposensitivities, to other senses as well). And for those of you that are not convinced, vampires can be vegetarian too (I want to suck your cabbage, or I want to suck your tree sap)...

It all seems to fit now, I am a vampire!

Funny since I have a large interest in vampires and have thought about conections of them, some things I might say is I don't realy like bright lights, I have even started up a bit of a nocturnal sleep patern, at the moment it is 4 in the morning, and I usualy go to sleep shortly after 5 when sun is rissing. I have even been described as a vampire or ghost that walks as I tend to sneak around, I kind of dislike a lot of sunlight on my skin. I have made some conections that I think a lot of the ideas of vampires are often related to cats, and people often make conections to people with AS being like cats.

interesting.

I'm never up in the day. Try as i may, i can never sleep at night and get up during the day. I usually go to bed around 3 -5 in the morning

vampires are supposed to be supercharming creatures lol i don't see an aspie doing that

Vampires are fictional. FICTIONAL.

Put down the Twilight and join us in the real world.

lololol thats true

I don't think I am a vampire. I don't drink blood I'm mortal and don't fly. I just think its fun to compare the similarity's.
I also don't like Twilight. I'm a Buffy fan all the way!

Yeah, I contend that Drusilla is the greatest. vampire. ever.

Traditional vampires have oodles of social charm, something absent from most Aspies.

We are more like Cybermen... logical, but unemotional (and when our emotional inhibitors fail, we have meltdowns.) Many of us are very technological as well.

You belong to us... You shall be like us...

You must have read twilight... That book butchered what vampires are supposed to be...

I always play a vampire when playing Oblivion... The first thing I do is get to a high enough level to survive a vampire den and go hunt one down to get porphyric hemophilia so I can get full blown vampirism. No daylight for me, and when I need daylight, that's what the homeless are for, I suck their blood. I love that game.

BTW, this wasn't a serious thread, I don't actually think I'm a vampire...

I may not have charm, but I can convince people to do things they would never imagine, I have an interesting way of guiding people's thoughts to where I want them to go... I developed that ability for some unknown reason, but it will serve me well when I get into business.

And it's been said here on numerous threads that most of us look younger than our age, have a sensativity to light, hate religion, fond of vintage, have food sensativity, hate the human race, and look dead!! !

See? We are vampires!

I dispute that. I seem to recall Bram Stoker's Dracula being somewhat repulsive.


Right, but I'm sure I'm not the only one with an aging portrait in his attic.

Yes i'm almost 22 and i look 15 . AS is so cool!

I'm going to live for ever moahahahaha!
but I do love religion, but of the pagan kind.

I am the opposite, at 15/16 people weren't IDing me for M-rated games, which if you look under 20 you legally have to here (or I think it was 20)