Step right up folks! Omni's TIME MACHINE is here!

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That's right folks! Step right up and take a trip! You can travel to any point in your lifetime. Step into the portal and slide into your body anytime in your life like a familiar pair of jeans! What would you change? How long would you stay? How far back do you want to go?

Oh, and don't worry about that headache it's a normal side effect.

I assure you ladies gentleman, it's quite safe! In fact, I will go first! I'm sliding back now to the age of 9 knowing then what I know now. I'm not coming back, and I'm changing everything from then on. Lol

It's so puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtyyy!! !

I wouldn't change anything but I'd go back to when I was a kid and our family holidays in France/Spain. Dad would drive us from Essex to Southern Spain, stopping off at the most eccentric Chateauxs, B&Bs and hotels we could find along the way and then spend a week in a little fishing port in Spain. We had so many adventures along the way and saw so many beautiful things, from the sun setting over the Pyrenees to the iron furniture outside one hotel getting fried by a lightening bolt during a semi-apocalyptic thunderstorm. Great times

Awesome!

I would go back to 3rd grade (8 or 9 yrs old) and fix my problems I had in school. Because that was when I started to get bullied.

I would go back to the time I was 11 or 12. That was when I was still best friends with my love interest. We had so much fun together, having slumber parties where we'd talk all through the night till the sun came up the next day, drawing pictures of each other and our favorite anime characters, watching anime and reading manga together, playing video games together, going for walks in the park... Let me tell you, those were the days. The nostalgia is killing me right now.

I'd go back in time to 1987, confess to my mum that I love The Kinks more than The Beatles and than just shut up about them and yap on about computers for the next 4 years, instead of convincing myself that I'm a die-hard Beatles Fan and yapping about them.

How much is this gonna cost each of us?


I'd go back to when I was 17 and date that guy who got my number. I could be married and living in the middle of cotton picking country right now.

Deja vu.

I feel like I'm going down a tube slide! Hey, wait! I didn't exist in the 80s! What's going on?


Ooh ooh ooh! Stare at it for thirty seconds and then look at something else! You'll hallucinate!

That is neat! I looked at it and then stared at a picture and it was all distorty and twisty

... My eyes hurt though

My lawyers say I need a disclaimer saying I'm not responsible for headaches, hallucinations or disintigrations.. (please note also that its not advisable to use this device if you have had gender altering surgury)

The Past is past. Backward time travel is not possible. It violates the postulate of causality. Cause precede effects, not follow.

ruveyn

Well, if you believe the multiverse theory where reality is constantly fracturing endlessly into infinite different universes based on this or that events..... then if you were to send so much as a single electron back in time, that enough of your other versions on closely parallel tracks would have done the same.. when all these electrons converged at the same place at the same time it would be enough mass to collapse the entire multiverse into a singularity...

So, time travel = bad?

A singularity with the mass of multiple universes, did you just create a big bang?