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An Amendment to Be
3F16 - 17th March 1996

[Little Boy] Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
[Amendment] I'm not garbage
I'm an amendment to be
Yes, an amendment to be
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me
There's a lot of flag-burners who have got too much freedom
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em
'Cause there's limits to our liberties
At least, I hope and pray that there are
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far
[Little Boy] But why can't we just make a law against flag burning?
[Amendment] Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we change the constitution -
[Little Boy] - Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
[Amendment] Now you're catching on!
[Little Boy] But what if they say you're not good enough to be in the constitution?
[Amendment] Then I'll crush all opposition to me!
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay
[Congressman] Good news, amendment! They ratified you!
You're in the US Constitution!
[Amendment] Oh, yeah! Door's open, boys!

Who's with me? Any better ideas?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7n9ReMbGNs[/youtube]

Who Let Her Jugs Out?
Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
Marge Let Her Jugs Out!
Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
Who Let Her Jugs Out?
Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
Marge Let Her Jugs Out!
Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
Hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup!
Who Let Her Jugs Out?
Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
Marge Let Her Jugs Out!
Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
Hup hup hup hup hup hup..

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons!!

Ullman shorts, Christmas show, Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
Bart in well, Flanders fails, Whacking snakes, monorail,
Mr. Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
Lisa's future, Selma's hubby, Marge not proud, Homer chubby,

Homer worries Bart is gay, Poochie, U2, NRA,
Hippies, Vegas, and Japan, Octuplets, and Bart's boy band,
Marge murmurs, Maude croaks, Lisa buddhist, Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away, What else do I have to say?
They'll never stop The Simpsons, Have no fears, we've got stories for years,

Like, Marge becomes a robot, maybe Moe gets a cell phone,
Has Bart ever owned a bear or, How 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens, and doo doo doo doo, doo
Sorry for the clip show, have no fears, we've got stories for years.