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If you were a monkey, what kind of monkey would you be?

If you were an ice cream, what kind of ice cream would you be?

If you were a table, what kind of table would you be?

If you were a hairbrush, what kind of hairbrush would you be?

If you were a dot, what kind of dot would you be?

If you were an atom, what kind of atom would you be?

If I were a monkey, I would be a sock monkey because I want the people I love to hold me tight.

If I were an ice cream, I would be spumoni ice cream because I'm sweet, colorful and a little nutty.

If I were a table, I would be a glass coffee table because I'm nice to have around, but I'm fragile and break under pressure.

If I were a hairbrush, I would be one with soft bristles because I'm too gentle and useless for solving problems.

If I were a dot, I'd be a raindrop on the pavement because even though I'd like to think I'm unique, I'm actually one of many and I tend to fade into the background.

If I were an atom, I would be lithium because it is used as a component in psychiatric drugs and I take a few of those.

i'd be a greasemonkey because that is a perennially useful skillset to have.



peaches n' scream, 'cause i scream for ice cream.



a table of contents, because i like to be helpful and direct people to where they wanna go.



my own, so i could stroke my own hair and scalp with love, while my hands were busy doing something else.



a pale blue dot, but one that sloughs off its human infestation.



an atom of antimatter, because it is the most rare and exotic thing on earth, and because it doesn't mix well with matter.

A table monkey



an atom ice cream


a monkey table


an ice cream hairbrush


an atom dot



a table atom

I don't know... maybe a candy monkey, if they'd just exist. I'm out of candy, so that's my best answer to that, right now... -_-



I'd be a strong chocolate ice cream with pieces of chocolate, as well, since that's the kind I like the most.



I'd be a coffee table (or sofa table, as I tend to call them, since they are meant for far more than just coffee, and the direct translation from Swedish is also sofa table), made out of oak, with a not entirely smooth surface.



I'd be a wooden hairbrush that would be easy to wash, so it'd always be clean, but still made out of a strong wood that can handle water, so it wouldn't crack, and the brushing part would be made out of bristles.



I'd be a dot on the night sky; a faraway sun where one of the planets revolving around it would be a place where I'd actually be able to feel at home.



I'd be a gold atom, since gold is the most difficult element to be created in the universe... out of all the known elements, anyway.

A Marmoset! I love little Marmosets!

Cookies & Cream

One of those retro dining tables with the laminex tops

A groomer (plastic widely spaced bristles)

A dot in a dot-to-dot

Are atoms the same as elements? I'd be Magnesium.