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DiveClimb
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18 Nov 2010, 10:21 am

What's the difference between a frog and a wooden table?

They are both made of wood except for the frog.

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18 Nov 2010, 10:21 am

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18 Nov 2010, 10:26 am

I don't get it

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18 Nov 2010, 11:11 am

nick007 wrote:

I don't get it

Exactly the reason why it's a bad joke. (Which ultimatley is the purpose of this thread).

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18 Nov 2010, 11:14 am

When I saw Bad Joke I was thinking of a different meaning for bad

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18 Nov 2010, 11:20 am

... I totally only saw the first line untill I'd re-read the post 3 times.

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18 Nov 2010, 11:27 am

I got it right away. That's a good one. :lol:

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18 Nov 2010, 1:22 pm

I laughed :oops:

I saw a joke on a Laffy Taffy last month that I seriously do not get...none of my friends get...and I searched for it online to make sure I was quoting it correctly, and I found a thread where nobody gets it either.

Q: Why did they carve a big mouth into the pumpkin?
A: So he could scream and howl!

The closest thing to an explaination I've seen so far still seems like a bit of a stretch to me...

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18 Nov 2010, 1:26 pm

What did the orange say to the apple?

[silence]

Get it?

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18 Nov 2010, 1:28 pm

Asp-Z wrote:

What did the orange say to the apple?

:lol:

[silence]

Get it?

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18 Nov 2010, 2:43 pm

Here's a really bad joke for you guys.

A boy went up to the teacher and said , "I need to use the washroom!"

The teacher said, "You have to tell me the alphabet first."

The boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXY and Z."

"Where did the P go?"

"Down my leg."

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18 Nov 2010, 2:50 pm

Teacher: "OK kids, today we're learning about tenses. So, if I say 'I am beautiful', what tense is that?"

Kid: "Obviously it's the past tense, Miss!"

:lol:

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