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My girlfriend and I did pranks at the mall. I went to a prank shop and got a auto-refill whoopee cushion. I put it into my jacket and with strategic and artfully expressional tones of exersions pushed in certain ways. Usually the sound is loud and not avoidable to any simi-hearing person. Sometimes they just start laughing, make faces trying not to laugh and some are embarrassed.

She cannot help from laughing herself. Tomorrow we are doing it again.

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Reminds me of in college I meet a friend in the lobby of a building he
just walked out of the elevator smiling saying "I let a big fart out in the
elevator stepped out , two people walked in and the door closed on them".

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I'm glad that I'm not the only one that likes to see people's amusing reactions to prankish or eccentric behaviors. I used to do this sort of thing in school, though not using whoppee cushions and stuff, but just like ... I used to have this ring and I told people that I was into voodoo and I told people that I could make some wishes come true if you just did this or that ... Wow, a few believed it.

I was at a restaurant not too long ago and I made these odd sounds in a rather secretive fashion. I had people looking around to see what was going on. I had like quite a few people perplexed. Really good to secretly throw in a sense of humor once in a while. It tends to be a get-away from the negative and sickening crap the world is destined to offer.

- Ray M -

my dog (must have been an aspie) used to run into the room...fart and then run out.
bastard.

I fart really loud and then blame my tiny cat...he just tilts his head at me

After I fart, I do the proverbial act of blaming the dog.

Tim

my farts?? mine vibrate bedsprings in the morning!! ! if im sitting indian style in computer chair tehy are super loud and POTANT.

ok heres a prank i pulled on some elementry schoolers 2 weeks ago, they were playing in the middle of the street with a ball and to make sure one of my dad's truck batteries wasnt going to die i watched out window and pressed start butten. the kids actually stopped playing ball and actually looked around the truck. i then pressed the stop butten on truck then as kids came back up again i pressed butten. LOL!! !

its weird how half of the kids are the kids of the guy who works at a body shop down street from me, i mean havent they ever heard of REMOTE START??

but still, to this day i still sit here and laugh about when them kids were investigating around the truck and possibly trying to talk to it thinking it was ALIVE.

I wonder if anyone here has ever tried putting a lighter to their fart ?

I've had a few good incidents around the office involving intestinal gas. I ran a service call early, about 8AM, and got back to the office around 9:30. The place smelled like the sewer backed up! I mentioned it to another co-worker who came in at 9, and promptly let loose the nasty air biscuit. His resonse, with a grin "You mean you can still smell it" I cleared out this whole end of the building!

Another incident involved a camcorder I was repairing. The printer for billing is over in the repair shop, and occasionally one of the girls comes over there to pick up her stuff off of it. I had cut a really nasty one, and so I warned one the other tech in there with me. I set the camcorder down, but didn't even think about it, but left the tape rolling, and it was aimed so the printer was in the frame. The other tech and myself went and chatted with the warehouse manager while we waited for the odor to dissapate. Upon returing, I noticed that the tape was rolling, so I rewound it and watched it to see if the camera was working good. I saw the girl from billing walk in. She made a "Shew" and got a really discustied look on her face and quickly got out of there after the printer was finished printing her stuff!! !

When I was about ten, my brothers and I would stick our back ends in the air to, how should I put this, "load our weapons." I don't recall it ever increasing our output, though. At least, no as well as a big bowl full of beans.

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lol av-geek sitting here laughing soo hard i almost peed myself!! !
i once now remember about early 10th grade i was in shock because i got the same sitting duck(teachers who do nothing teaching wise just "babysit") of a teacher i had in 9th grade and didnt teach so in hatrid of the placement selection i cut one loose and ignored I CUT A SBD(silent but deadly) it and suggested maybe sewer backed up or maybe dog pooped outside window. it was sooooooo bad, teacher had windows and the door open and she was gagging in hall. the year after i was givin another teacher.

ohh and btw whatever you do, dont pass an air biscuit infront of the output side of one of them ionic breeze things(the filterless air cleaners) it will circulate it and stink up room even more.

i found out this the hard way.

It was ME! And I feel really good, afterwards.

Somebody put too much Gas in my Tank.

When my dog comes in the house, she farts when my Mom is sleeping, and she wakes up grumpy.