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23 Feb 2011, 8:35 am

It should be obvious to everyone that Parrots will be our overlords one day, they are already making inroads upon world conquest, and so they will conquer the universe! Some people claim birds to be dinosaurs, so what will you do when dinosaurs rule the world ... again!! !!?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi_4L5TJSMM[/youtube]

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23 Feb 2011, 10:08 am

Not until the cats get one first!

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23 Feb 2011, 10:18 am

Mice already rule the world, haven't you seen/read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?

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23 Feb 2011, 10:19 am

Asp-Z wrote:

Mice already rule the world, haven't you seen/read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?

Okay okay, but a Falcon subforum should also be in order.

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23 Feb 2011, 10:20 am

Lene wrote:

Not until the cats get one first!

Cats! Let the dogs out!! !

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23 Feb 2011, 10:20 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

It should be obvious to everyone that Parrots will be our overlords one day ...

Will they have stopped sh!tt!ng from the air by then?

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23 Feb 2011, 10:22 am

leejosepho wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

It should be obvious to everyone that Parrots will be our overlords one day ...

Will they have stopped sh!tt!ng from the air by then?

Once conquered, ... perhaps. Unless a rebellion happens. Aerial bombardment is almost as effective as bombarding sites from orbit, didn't you know?

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23 Feb 2011, 10:28 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Aerial bombardment is almost as effective as bombarding sites from orbit, didn't you know?

Yes, but at least the stuff from orbit is not yucky-squishy.

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23 Feb 2011, 10:30 am

leejosepho wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Aerial bombardment is almost as effective as bombarding sites from orbit, didn't you know?

Yes, but at least the stuff from orbit is not yucky-squishy.

Actually, due to terminal velocities it would be.

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23 Feb 2011, 10:33 am

Dammit!

(3rd time lucky with the pic link....)

I give up. Use your imaginations people: picture a small green budgie on top of a sleeping (possibly dead) cat.

underlying message: the birds have made their move.

They shall not win.

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23 Feb 2011, 10:41 am

Lene wrote:

underlying message: the birds have made their move.

They shall not win.

Ah, I knew that coming in!

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23 Feb 2011, 10:44 am

The true rulers:

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23 Feb 2011, 10:57 am

Yuck. That almost looks demonic ...

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23 Feb 2011, 11:43 am

@Lee - If you were that cat, would you be happy?

@'keet - Somewhere out there, there's a sci-fi story of the last man on earth...basically a wild child who survived what killed everyone else; his only companion is a talking parrot. Enter a race of intelligent birds in their spaceship, who conclude that the parrot is the sentient being and the kid is the trained animal. They end up killing the kid to protect the parrot - exit humanity.

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23 Feb 2011, 11:53 am

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@Lee - If you were that cat, would you be happy?

Nah. Falling bird poop is already bad enough without adding cat urine into the mix.

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23 Feb 2011, 12:21 pm

Natty_Boh wrote:

@'keet - Somewhere out there, there's a sci-fi story of the last man on earth...basically a wild child who survived what killed everyone else; his only companion is a talking parrot. Enter a race of intelligent birds in their spaceship, who conclude that the parrot is the sentient being and the kid is the trained animal. They end up killing the kid to protect the parrot - exit humanity.

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