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Fatal-Noogie
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05 Apr 2015, 9:16 pm

So I was chatting with Cleverbot at www.cleverbot.com

Cleverbot: "*hair grows to feet*"
User (me): "Go to a barber."
Cleverbot: "We go to bars, yeah."
User: "A barber is not a bar."
Cleverbot: "It could be."

Evidently Cleverbot is a more ambitious entrepreneur than I am.
A venue where you drink AND get your hair cut at the same time?
I should steal its idea, take out a loan, and get this business started.
Who's with me? It'll be all the rage with the college demographic.
The beer mugs and martini glasses will have lids and straws to keep the hair out.
The bouncer will check your ID, then check your head to make sure you're not
wearing a wig. People with shaved heads will of course be turned away
(unless they have facial hair to cut).

Once that place is a success, I'll start a massage parlor and hookah bar.


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06 Apr 2015, 3:13 am

I tried the site just now. Sorry to say it's more a stupidbot.

Any way, I think a hair salon where they serve drinks might be a better idea. If the hairdressers also drink, it'd be interesting to see how they use their scissors etc.



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07 Apr 2015, 10:55 pm

I was being sarcastic, but there probably is a hair salon or
barber shop somewhere in the world that also serves drinks.

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Sorry to say it's more a stupidbot.
Must definitely. But occasionally it can be stupid in an entertaining way.


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