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02 Aug 2006, 12:14 pm

Do what the title says.

vast minority
small majority
travelling stationairre
black Nintendo DS Lite
common differences
solidified gas
hard butter
invisible appearance

Come up with some more...

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02 Aug 2006, 12:32 pm

Military Intelligence

bizarre
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02 Aug 2006, 12:48 pm

JUMBO scrimp!!

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DirtDawg
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02 Aug 2006, 2:50 pm

loosely packed
fresh frozen
executive secretary
death benefits
modern history
half empty
holy war
idiot savant
climb down
mobile home
cherry tomato
safety hazard
questionable answer
recorded live
obstructed view
definite possibility
extinct life
feeling numb

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It's just music for me. The other stims don't work.

Barracuda
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02 Aug 2006, 2:57 pm

You forgot Microsoft Works!

aspie4jc
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02 Aug 2006, 5:02 pm

New AND improved

CockneyRebel
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02 Aug 2006, 5:56 pm

aspie4jc wrote:

New AND improved

I second that.

VoluminousFlush
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03 Aug 2006, 2:37 pm

bad Christian

Steve_Cory
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03 Aug 2006, 4:24 pm

Half Full (if half empty is even one)

EventingRoze
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03 Aug 2006, 6:29 pm

Plastic Glass

Woo! I made my contribution!

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03 Aug 2006, 6:58 pm

Government Organization
Alone Together
Personal Computer
Silent Scream
Living Dead

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MrMark
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03 Aug 2006, 6:59 pm

Same Difference
Taped Live
Plastic Glasses
Tight Slacks
Peace Force

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03 Aug 2006, 7:01 pm

Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Tax Return
Virtual Reality

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As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
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03 Aug 2006, 7:02 pm

Academically lazy teenagers with really bad acne? lol

Sorry. . .I couldn't resist.

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MrMark
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03 Aug 2006, 7:02 pm

Dodge Ram
Work Party
Jumbo Shrimp
Healthy Tan

and let's not forget...

Ugly Boobs

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As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
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03 Aug 2006, 7:05 pm

not to mention...

A Fine Mess
A just war
A little big
a little pregnant
A new classic
absolutely unsure
abundant poverty
academic fraternity
Academic sorority
Accidentally on Purpose
accurate estimate
accurate horoscope
accurate rumors
accurate stereotype
acrophobic mountain climber
Act Naturally
active retirement
actual reenactment
acute apathy
acute dullness
adult children
Adult male
advanced BASIC
advanced beginner
Affirmative action
affordable housing
aging yuppie agree to disagree
Airline Food
airline schedules
all alone
All natural artificial flavor
alltogether separate
alone in a crowd
almost candid
Almost done
almost exactly
almost pregnant
Almost Ready
almost safe
almost suddenly
almost surprised
almost totally
alone together
amateur expert
American culture
American education
American English
amicable divorce
among the first
Amtrak schedule
Anarchy Rules!
anonymous colleague anticipated serendipity
anticipating the unanticipated
Anti-Missile Missile
anxious patient
apathetic interest
apathetically urged
Apple tech support
approximate solution
approximately equal
arms limitation
army intelligence
arrogant humility
Artificial Grass
artificial intelligence
assistant supervisor
astronomically small
athletic scholarship
Aunt Jemima Light
Auto Pilot
authentic replica
authentic reproduction
authoritarian anarchy
awfully good
awfully nice
Awfully pretty

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As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
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